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Danny White
05-22-2007, 09:29 AM
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,11000-2007230354,00.html


We only date ugly men

May 22, 2007


MEET the women who find rippling muscles and chiselled good looks a complete turn-off.

Slicking on another layer of lipgloss, Selena Maria slings her bag over her shoulder and struts into the bar.

A sea of dark, handsome heads turn to ogle her. Jaws drop and good-looking men raise their eyebrows or move in to offer her a drink.

But Selena walks on by. She only has eyes for one man. He’s waiting for her in a dark corner. He’s not one of the handsome guys in sharp suits. He’s not even ‘average’.

He’s bald and podgy, with a pock-marked face, and is easily the ugliest man in the room. She sidles into the chair next to him.

‘Hi, gorgeous,’ she purrs. The man’s gargoyle face breaks into a toothless smile.

The good-looking men know they don’t stand a chance.

Selena has dated her fair share of hunks, but has given up on gorgeous guys because they’re dull – both in and out of bed.

‘I can’t imagine anything more boring than classic handsome looks,’ she says. ‘I prefer no teeth, baldness and piercings to model looks. I like celebs such as Adrien Brody and Mackenzie Crook rather than Brad Pitt.

‘Ugly men try harder. They care more about you and treat you like a princess. Good-looking guys are self-obsessed. That’s not attractive.’

And Selena is not alone. In a recent study, sociologist Diane Felmee found only a third of women said looks were the first thing that attracted them to a man. Most preferred a sense of humour or financial and career success.

Researchers at Newcastle University also believe ugly men exist as a way of repairing our gene pool. Women would rather date men with good genes, who can fight disease easily, than a classically beautiful man.

So are good looks really that important? Love It! found three women who definitely don’t think so.

'Good-looking men are just boring!'

Mum-of-one and model Vanessa Upton, 28, from Southeast London, has been living with Colin Kane, 34, a boxer and car renovator, for four years.

I lay back in my bikini, arched my back and stuck out my breasts to strike an alluring pose. Then click!

‘That’s beautiful,’ the photographer cried. ‘You look absolutely gorgeous.’

As a glamour model, I was used to hearing those words every day. For 13 years, I’ve been constantly surrounded by hot-looking men, too.

People always assumed I’d end up with a gorgeous male model on my arm. But looks alone weren’t enough for me. Most of the male models just didn’t turn me on.

I wanted something more. And then I met Colin. I was working as a ring-card girl at a boxing match.

As I strutted around the ring in a little bikini with a giant card telling everyone what round was next, I couldn’t take my eyes off Colin.

He was a cornerman and looked after one of the boxers in the fight. He had a shaved head, a broken nose – and electric-blue eyes.

And when those eyes met mine, I felt the most incredible sexual charge flash between us.

I couldn’t believe my luck when he stripped down to a pair of shorts. He was taut and toned.

‘Phwoarr!’ I thought. ‘He’s just my type.’ I wanted to rip his clothes off right there and then.

I’ve never been attracted to smooth-looking men.

I’m surrounded by male models at work, and while they’re often lovely guys, the chisel-jawed Italian-stallion look makes me cringe.

They are so very ordinary. I like a man who looks different – intriguing, with something to offer on the inside.

And there’s something about blokes with bald heads that drives me really crazy – especially if they can make me laugh, too.

Colin made me giggle from the second he came over to chat me up that night. He’d heard I had a bad back.

‘How do you fancy a massage?’ he said with a cheeky grin. ‘I’m a sports therapist.’

I turned down his offer, but I took his number and couldn’t stop thinking about him for the next two weeks.

Finally, I plucked up the courage to phone him and asked: ‘Can I have that massage now?’

We met up and he massaged me for two and a half hours, and I realised that no matter how anyone thought he looked, Colin was brilliant with his hands.

Our next meeting was a proper date and we couldn’t keep our hands off each other.

Four years later, we still can’t – and I feel so lucky to have found a bloke who makes me feel this way, every day.

A few of my model friends have taken me to one side and asked: ‘Why are you with him? What do you see in him?’

But I really don’t know what they’re talking about. In my eyes, he’s drop-dead gorgeous. He’s my perfect man.

My five-year-old son, James, absolutely loves him. I want to have children with Colin. I’m sure they’d be just as adorable as he is.

Besides, once the bedroom lights go out, it’s down to sexual skill and personality – and my Colin has tons of both.

‘He’s not old and ugly – he’s God’s gift’

Artist Inesa Vaiciute, 25, can’t get enough of Barrington, her wrinkly lover.

I was on a train when I spotted a man with long, straggly hair and a very unusual face.

Barrington’s looks intrigued me and we got talking. He told me he worked as an artist and I assumed he was in his late forties.

There was something about him. We chatted for the rest of the journey and I was increasingly drawn to him.

He was no George Clooney – he looked unkempt and had a huge hooked nose, but there was something about his eyes that drew me in.

We swapped email addresses and kept in touch. Months later, we went on our first date. We ended up going to a castle and staying there together for two weeks.

He told me he was actually 63 years old!

Yes, he’s 38 years older me, but he has so much energy, I have trouble keeping up. My nickname for him is ‘my baby’.

We do get strange looks in the street, but I couldn’t care less. I don’t see him as an old, ugly man – to me, he’s God’s gift.

Before him, I dated men my own age. But they felt threatened by my creativity and the attention I attracted.

Barrington doesn’t get jealous or insecure. In fact, he feels proud when I get chatted up. He’s the first guy I’ve felt totally comfortable with. We’re both artists and share the same passions.

Our sex life is fantastic. We make love every day. Barrington’s age is a plus there, too. He has years of experience in the sack.

When we’re out, I see women gawping at him. But I don’t think they’re staring because he’s ugly.

I reckon they’re checking him out. I bet they’d secretly love to run their fingers through his mane of hair. I know they’re jealous of my gorgeous boyfriend.

I think people today are too obsessed by perfect, model looks. But that’s just boring. Barrington’s long hair and unusual face make me weaker at the knees than any pretty boy soap star or model.

I feel privileged to be with Barrington. He’s the soulmate I’ve been searching for.

Yeagermeister
05-22-2007, 09:45 AM
Where were they 8-9 yrs ago :bang2:

ArmyCowboy
05-22-2007, 10:39 AM
If ugly dudes are in, it's a damn good thing I'm already married....LOL.

Hostile
05-22-2007, 11:37 AM
Whoops...wrong thread.

Aikmaniac
05-22-2007, 12:16 PM
No wonder dating's been so tough for me lately.

Viper
05-22-2007, 01:53 PM
No wonder dating's been so tough for me lately.

Me too, ohh wait, I'm married.

Achozen
05-22-2007, 03:07 PM
YESSS!

There IS a chance.

ROMOSAPIEN9
05-22-2007, 04:17 PM
This doesn't apply to me.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v200/DANTHEMAN454/Picture3.jpg

peplaw06
05-22-2007, 04:23 PM
This doesn't apply to me.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v200/DANTHEMAN454/Picture3.jpg

me neither...

http://www.adiumxtras.com/images/pictures/beetlejuice_sound_set_3_3165_2026_thumb_2336.jpg

Yeagermeister
05-22-2007, 04:25 PM
This doesn't apply to me.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v200/DANTHEMAN454/Picture3.jpg

Yeah ok Kid Rock's dad ;)

ConcordCowboy
05-22-2007, 04:26 PM
Mr 5% here.:D

ConcordCowboy
05-22-2007, 04:28 PM
Yeah ok Kid Rock's dad ;)

:laugh2:

He could be Kid Rock's Dad.

needforspeed
05-22-2007, 05:06 PM
This doesn't apply to me.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v200/DANTHEMAN454/Picture3.jpg

Yeah...it does. :D

ROMOSAPIEN9
05-22-2007, 05:58 PM
Yeah...it does. :D


Ask Michelle, she might disagree. :D

And I get the Kid Rock thing a lot lately.

bbgun
05-22-2007, 06:19 PM
Finally, some women who love me for the real me.

cowboyfan4life_mark
05-22-2007, 07:06 PM
Where were they 8-9 yrs ago :bang2:

They were with me. :D ;)

Yeagermeister
05-22-2007, 07:43 PM
They were with me. :D ;)

Good they aren't used up then :D

Danny White
05-22-2007, 08:48 PM
I notice the women are staying away from this thread! :D

Something tells me Woody's Girl doesn't go for "ugly" guys.

WoodysGirl
05-22-2007, 09:04 PM
I notice the women are staying away from this thread! :D

Something tells me Woody's Girl doesn't go for "ugly" guys.
Ha! Looks are relative. Yeah we women want the handsome, to-die-for man, but I won't turn my nose up at him if he's not. Too old to be that picky. Just want someone to treat me like the Queen, my fellow mods say I am. :)

Last guy I dated wasn't the cutest, but he was presentable. And we looked good together, height-wise. Not that means much in the grand scheme of things. But he was very well built (former football player) and he looked his best when he was in his "grown man" clothes.

I'm a "body" woman. I like big, well-built. Football terms. D-line and linebackers. None of those skinny defensive backs. Roy's body would qualify. Can bounce a quarter off his butt. lol

But not all women are the same. I've got friends who only date men who are pretty boys. Super handsome and can attract anyone.

I got one friend who would be hard pressed to date a man with a messed up grill, IOW, his teeth should not need major dental work.

Got some friends who are "face" before "body" women. Who they'll overlook "deficiencies" in a man's body if he's got a nice face. Friends who like small built men over the meathead linemen type I tend to go for.

Faerluna
05-22-2007, 09:12 PM
I wouldn't say that I necessarily went for ugly guys, because Kilyin is a hottie http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/29/29_2_5.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZSYYYYYYYYUS) , but I will say that I never found the stereotypical handsome man very attractive.

Too often they know they are good looking and never had time for a girl that wasn't "perfect." Most have no personality and are generally uninteresting.

Personality and sense of humor were always more important to me that looks. I also couldn't stand dating dumb guys. If a guy isn't my mental peer, to the curb they went.

Luckily for me, Kilyin has that unusual combination of good looks, wonderful sense of humor and intelligence. :D

Faerluna
05-22-2007, 09:14 PM
I got one friend who would be hard pressed to date a man with a messed up grill, IOW, his teeth should not need major dental work.

I totally agree there. A nice smile is crucial, and ugly teeth are yucky.

bbgun
05-22-2007, 09:21 PM
http://www.rachellucas.com/2007/05/rachels_helpful_guide_to_onlin.html

WoodysGirl
05-22-2007, 09:25 PM
I wouldn't say that I necessarily went for ugly guys, because Kilyin is a hottie http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/29/29_2_5.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZSYYYYYYYYUS) , but I will say that I never found the stereotypical handsome man very attractive.

Too often they know they are good looking and never had time for a girl that wasn't "perfect." Most have no personality and are generally uninteresting.

Personality and sense of humor were always more important to me that looks. I also couldn't stand dating dumb guys. If a guy isn't my mental peer, to the curb they went.

Luckily for me, Kilyin has that unusual combination of good looks, wonderful sense of humor and intelligence. :DI once dated a guy who, I kid you not, could not form his own opinion. This was one of those college things where you had the football player who fit the total stereotype of dumb jock.

But I agree, personality, intelligence, and a sense of humor are a must as well as good looks. For me, I can get over a so-so face if he's got a great body. I have serious issues it's the other way around. Great face and no body? I start having inner debates with myself.

I totally agree there. A nice smile is crucial, and ugly teeth are yucky.Indeed they are. I made the mistake of saying I couldn't date a guy with a messed up grill in front of my friend's ex. Then I remembered, he was one of those guys who had a messed up grill. Foot in mouth here I come. :banghead:

Dallas
05-22-2007, 10:15 PM
Sucks to be you guys and gals in the 95%. For SHAME !

TheEnigma
05-23-2007, 06:28 AM
"In a recent study, sociologist Diane Felmee found only a third of women said looks were the first thing that attracted them to a man. Most preferred a sense of humour or financial and career success."

Well, that puts me out of luck. Looks like the other 2/3rds wouldn't be attracted to me either. :( My only luck now is finding that super rare Hot Geeky girl that is attracted to a man whose smart and doesn't care about the other stuff. Either that or become a musician. ;)



"Researchers at Newcastle University also believe ugly men exist as a way of repairing our gene pool. Women would rather date men with good genes, who can fight disease easily, than a classically beautiful man."


:confused: .....I'm a Wranglers man myself.

TheEnigma
05-23-2007, 06:32 AM
I once dated a guy who, I kid you not, could not form his own opinion.

I've got that problem too, only its not cause I'm an idiot. I tend to see and partially agree with all sides of an issue as opposed to being too stupid to understand either side.

Yeagermeister
05-23-2007, 07:38 AM
But I agree, personality, intelligence, and a sense of humor are a must as well as good looks.

I'm all that and a bag of chips.....which I will refuse to share. :D

needforspeed
05-23-2007, 04:15 PM
Ask Michelle, she might disagree. :D

And I get the Kid Rock thing a lot lately.

I am the one talking to you. Kindly keep your replies directed that way. Say what you will about me, but you leave my woman out of it. Capiche?

Yeagermeister
05-23-2007, 04:37 PM
I am the one talking to you. Kindly keep your replies directed that way. Say what you will about me, but you leave my woman out of it. Capiche?

Easy there, he didn't mean any disrespect that's why he put the :D at the end of it.

needforspeed
05-23-2007, 07:29 PM
Easy there, he didn't mean any disrespect that's why he put the :D at the end of it.

My fiancee wasn't a part of the conversation. The fact that he dragged her name into it at all is indicative of his disrespect. Three things that you don't screw with:

1. a man's job

2. his woman

3. his kids

Are we clear? ;)

bbgun
05-23-2007, 08:09 PM
My fiancee wasn't a part of the conversation. The fact that he dragged her name into it at all is indicative of his disrespect. Three things that you don't screw with:

1. a man's job

2. his woman

3. his kids

Are we clear? ;)

4. remote control

5. tools

6. razor blade

7. mistress

needforspeed
05-24-2007, 11:55 AM
4. remote control

5. tools

6. razor blade

7. mistress

#6 could be grounds for divorce. :D

Danny White
05-24-2007, 01:02 PM
My fiancee wasn't a part of the conversation. The fact that he dragged her name into it at all is indicative of his disrespect. Three things that you don't screw with:

1. a man's job

2. his woman

3. his kids

Are we clear? ;)
If you're going to be so sensitive about it, you probably shouldn't have her name in your username.

Since you're putting her name out there, you probably shouldn't be shocked if someone mentions it. It's not like he's spying on you and revealing private aspects of your life.

Just my 2 cents.