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Old 04-18-2008   #1
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Default Why we do not mess w/ Polar Bears !!
He was just wanting a taste....











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Kids probably locked him out of the truck.
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Kids probably locked him out of the truck.
I'm thinking his wife...

Bet she has that new diamond ring she wanted now...
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Does a bear poo in the woods or snow?

Yes, and so does the man being chased by said bear.
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One slip on the ice running around that truck, and that guy is lunch.
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One slip on the ice running around that truck, and that guy is lunch.
I was thinking the same thing.

I'd move to parts where bears don't have a chance in hell of showing up outside your truck.
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I have been known to...
Smarter than the av-er-age bear...
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So, did he ever catch any of 'em??

I'm reminded of a cross-country trip the family took out to Oregon right after we came back from Germany in 1969... along the way, we stopped at Yellowstone Park, and at one point we came across some bears, with tourists snapping pictures... my late, younger brother Ron got out of the car with my great-aunt's antique Brownie camera, the kind you looked down through the top to focus, to snap a pic... he kept trying to get a bear in focus, until my Dad hollered at him, and he looked up...

Ron had walked up to maybe six feet away from a 300 pound bear... I'm tellin' you, that kid MOVED like I never saw him move before... LOL...
Smarter than the av-er-age bear...
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