Ode to Troy... part 2

[Erik_H]

Originally Posted by Flash9

Now do Michael Irvin*, Bill Bates**, and... um... Moose***!

(*Bonus points if you can rhyme something with "Cocaine")

(**Still my favorite Cowboy of all-time!)

(***A very close second.)

How bout a Bates Haiku?

Bates called a safety
But those skills not required
Fame from Special Teams

and a quick Johnston Limerick

There once was man named Johnston
Known as a lead blocker bar none
Chants of Moose in the stands
Even at the Meadowlands
For the scores he assisted by the ton

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Welcome to the forum Flash

[big dog cowboy]

Originally Posted by Erik_H

Ok, I guess I'll chime in.

There once was a reciever, Irvin his name.
Made plays unequaled, in Sunday's great game
But could not refrain
From nasty cocaine
Now he's no longer a lock, for the Hall of fame.

That makes me think of Eric Clapton for some reason.

"If you wanna hang out, you gotta take her out COCAINE"

[Flash9]

Thanks for the welcomes, all, and that's some mighty fine poetry!

(Good think Michael didn't use Oxycodone... now THAT would be a tough rhyme!)