Recipe for 2005 Dallas Super Bowl - Dallas Cowboys Forum

Qwickdraw · 03-15-2005

Here's my unorthodox recipe for Dallas to become the most dominant offense in the NFL ever as soon as this year.

First acquire another 2nd rounder. In my formula, we could afford to trade any of our current receivers or any combination of them.

#11- package with #20 and trade Cleveland for #3
#20- package with #11 and trade Cleveland for #3

DRAFT:
#3- Mike Williams WR
#42- Matt Jones WR
#55(?)- Vincent Jackson WR

Okay, this is obviously strictly humorous... but just imagine the 3 of these guys in a 3 Wide Receiver set with Julius Jones in the backfield.
OMG

1. Mike Williams WR (USC)
6' 5"
230 lbs
4.56 (40)
2. Matt Jones WR (Arkansas)
6' 5"
239 lbs
4.40 (40)
3. Vincent Jackson (Northern Colorado)
6' 5"
241 lbs
4.46 (40)

That's 3 WRs at 6' 5". All 230+ with 40 times under 4.6.
OMG.
As ridiculous as this is, just imagine how devasating this would be for defenses. You've got these giants blocking upfield for JJ, too.
Even Bledsoe would be an MVP and Pro Bowler with these guys.

Rack Bauer · 03-15-2005

We don't have a pick #55. And if we took Matt Jones that soon I'd kick Jerry's a**.

If we trade both our first round picks I'll kick Bill's a**.

Qwickdraw · 03-15-2005

I was just using 55 as an example of another 2nd rounder that we acquired. (read the whole thing, hence the "?")

This was strictly comical.

You don't have to be serious with every single response. Just imagine the scenario playing itself out in this manner and marvel at how HUGE the offense would be.

Rack Bauer · 03-15-2005

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You don't have to be serious with every single response.

Did you read MY post? I said I would kick Bill's and Jerry's a**es if they did what you posted, and you think I was being serious?

Oooook.

PrimeTime#21 · 03-15-2005

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Originally Posted by Rack

We don't have a pick #55. And if we took Matt Jones that soon I'd kick Jerry's a**.

If we trade both our first round picks I'll kick Bill's a**.

Hey! I must admit, I laughed my tail off reading this from a comic's view, but you must admit that it would be awesome to have a receiving corps of 6'5" receivers that could outjump every puny pencil necked DB out there on a regular basis. Okay back to reality!!! What size did you say that your shoe was? I'm packing a 13 1/2 of all steel toe BABYYYYYYYYYYY. :iggles:

Qwickdraw · 03-15-2005

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Originally Posted by Rack

Did you read MY post? I said I would kick Bill's and Jerry's a**es if they did what you posted, and you think I was being serious?

Oooook.

I agree.
I'd help you hand out that #@$ kickin'.

It just sounded like my post got you fired up when I was really just hoping for a luagh or two.

Qwickdraw · 03-15-2005

git er dun, Jerra!

SuspectCorner · 03-15-2005

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Originally Posted by PrimeTime#21

Hey! I must admit, I laughed my tail off reading this from a comic's view, but you must admit that it would be awesome to have a receiving corps of 6'5" receivers that could outjump every puny pencil necked DB out there on a regular basis. Okay back to reality!!! What size did you say that your shoe was? I'm packing a 13 1/2 of all steel toe BABYYYYYYYYYYY. :iggles:

LA=Pancakemaker · 03-15-2005

we would average 40 points, but we would probably give up 41?

p226sig · 03-15-2005

"Recipe for 2005 Dallas Super Bowl "

Just using that sentence will probably doom us to a loosing season.

orange julius · 03-15-2005

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Originally Posted by cowboygert

DRAFT:
#3- Mike Williams WR
#42- Matt Jones WR
#55(?)- Vincent Jackson WR

If we're talking crazy scenarios involving the acquisition of several tall WRs...why stop with the draft? We could have traded for Randy Moss (Draft Pick #20 + Keyshawn Johnson or Terry Glenn, say), Signed Plaxico Burress, and packaged our #42 pick with our #11 pick to move up and grab Mike Williams or Braylon Edwards. How about that?

The30YardSlant · 03-15-2005

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Originally Posted by PrimeTime#21

Hey! I must admit, I laughed my tail off reading this from a comic's view, but you must admit that it would be awesome to have a receiving corps of 6'5" receivers that could outjump every puny pencil necked DB out there on a regular basis. Okay back to reality!!! What size did you say that your shoe was? I'm packing a 13 1/2 of all steel toe BABYYYYYYYYYYY. :iggles:

Brilliant

mschmidt64 · 03-15-2005

This is an idea worthy of being on a Washington Redskins forum.