A blonde walks into a bank

[a_minimalist]

Originally Posted by djmajestik

A guy using Apple Maps walks into a bar......or a church......or the side of a building..........

Something tells me Sam will like this one very much

[Sam I Am]

NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go, and he couldn't return to Earth.

The first applicant, an engineer, was asked how much he wanted to be paid for going. "One million dollars," he answered, "because I want to donate it to M.I.T."

The next applicant, a doctor, was asked the same question. He asked for two million dollars. "I want to give a million to my family," he explained, "and leave the other million for the advancement of medical research."

The last applicant was a lawyer. When asked how much money he wanted, he whispered in the interviewer's ear, "Three million dollars." "Why so much more than the others?" the interviewer asked. The lawyer replied, "If you give me $3 million, I'll give you $1 million, I'll keep $1 million, and we'll send the engineer."

[JonJon]

Funny stuff. Someone needs to make this the official joke thread.

[5Stars]

A skeleton walks into a bar, sits down and orders a beer and a mop.

[Hoofbite]

I got to hand it to you. That was a solid reversal of how I expected things to go.

[Gemini Dolly]

I dont get it.

[5Stars]

Originally Posted by Gemini Dolly

I dont get it.

You don't get what?

[rynochop]

Originally Posted by Gemini Dolly

I dont get it.

Me either. Banks don't actually hold onto your car if your using it as collateral

[a_minimalist]

Originally Posted by rynochop

Me either. Banks don't actually hold onto your car if your using it as collateral

In this scenario they do.

[5Stars]

Originally Posted by rynochop

Me either. Banks don't actually hold onto your car if your using it as collateral

That's why it's called a joke.