Humor: Tony Romo Cologne - Page 3 - Dallas Cowboys Forum

TonyS · 01-04-2013

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Originally Posted by birdwells1

Pittsburgh gave their fans 2 SBs wins and another SB appearance in the last 6 years.

NYG gave their fans 2 SBs victories and in one of them beat a highly favored NE team that was 18-0 and that's been in the last 5 years.

The Cowboys have given their fans 1 playoff win in 16 years.

If the Cowboys fan base is not better than the NYG or Pittsburgh then maybe it because the Cowboys organization is nowhere near those teams.

ufcrules1 · 01-04-2013

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Originally Posted by Idgit

Thanks! I agree, I also have high expectations for myself.

Also, as a group, our fans stink. Out-loud. The biggest bunch of whiney, groveling, mostly-ignorant hand-sitting not-cheering sensation-gobbling excuse-making hemorrhoid-inducing hunch-backed toothless front-running bottom feeders, maybe in the entire league.

I'm embarrassed to be a member of any group that includes them. They roll over and play entitled at the drop of a hat. They email each other jokes that aren't remotely funny about players they're lucky to have on the team, and then act surprised when other fans react to it. They are, collectively, as they themselves sometimes refer to their franchise QB, a running joke. I'm glad, at least, that you can expect me to point it out with some regularity. It means I must be doing something right.

You're right about most of our fans... they do suck. We even have fans that don't know when to give up on a player and insist he is still great when he chokes over and over. They get the disease from Jerry Jones.

Lodeus · 01-04-2013

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Originally Posted by Zordon

he's a running joke at this point.

shame what we used to have at that position.

You forgot to post these guys

**BrAinPaiNt** · 01-04-2013

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Originally Posted by Lodeus

You forgot to post these guys

Or these guys...

Diogenes · 01-04-2013

Yeah, had any of the QBs pictured in the previous two posts been starting since 2006 we probably wouldn't have that one playoff win to hang our hats on. Compelling.

pjtoadie · 01-04-2013

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Originally Posted by Diogenes

Yeah, had any of the QBs pictured in the previous two posts been starting since 2006 we probably wouldn't have that one playoff win to hang our hats on. Compelling.

Or we would have been able to draft Luck or RG3

WV Cowboy · 01-04-2013

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Originally Posted by birdwells1

Pittsburgh gave their fans 2 SBs wins and another SB appearance in the last 6 years.

NYG gave their fans 2 SBs victories and in one of them beat a highly favored NE team that was 18-0 and that's been in the last 5 years.

The Cowboys have given their fans 1 playoff win in 16 years.

If the Cowboys fan base is not better than the NYG or Pittsburgh then maybe it because the Cowboys organization is nowhere near those teams.

I don't know about Giant fans, I'm not around them.

But I am around steeler fans, .. don't give them too much credit, they are just fair-weather, front running fans.

They have already turned their back on the steelers. I have not heard one word about the NFL or the steelers since the steelers lost to the Cowboys. Not one mention of that game, or the NFL, or the steelers. None.

I have only seen one or two steeler related jackets or sweatshirts since they lost to Dallas and did not qualify for the playoffs. Normally they are everywhere.

When things are going well, they are there waving their cute little yellow snot-rags, but when things aren't going so good, they soon wipe their hands clean of anything steeler related.

They are like a little battery powered stuff animal that you took the batteries out of, ... they don't do a thing or say a word about the steelers.

They are only good fans when it is easy to be.

pjtoadie · 01-04-2013

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Originally Posted by WV Cowboy

I don't know about Giant fans, I'm not around them.

But I am around steeler fans, .. don't give them too much credit, they are just fair-weather, front running fans.

They have already turned their back on the steelers. I have not heard one word about the NFL or the steelers since the steelers lost to the Cowboys. Not one mention of that game, or the NFL, or the steelers. None.

I have only seen one or two steeler related jackets or sweatshirts since they lost to Dallas and did not qualify for the playoffs. Normally they are everywhere.

When things are going well, they are there waving their cute little yellow snot-rags, but when things aren't going so good, they soon wipe their hands clean of anything steeler related.

They are like a little battery powered stuff animal that you took the batteries out of, ... they don't do a thing or say a word about the steelers.

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jgboys1 · 01-04-2013

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Originally Posted by Questfor6

A buddy of mine sent me a text this morning that said Question: "How do you say Tony Romo in Spanish". Next text read Answer "Mark Sanchez"

I got that on yesterday on my facebook page.

birdwells1 · 01-04-2013

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Originally Posted by Lodeus

You forgot to post these guys

Mom: Son you made a 58 on your Math test, what happened?

Son: Its OK mom, a bunch of other kids made a much lower grade than I did, so compared to them, I think I did pretty good.

Mom: After saying all that and despite you feeling good you still failed. This test was not graded on a curve.

CowboyChris · 01-04-2013

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Originally Posted by TwoDeep3

I saw this today, got an email from a guy I know that hates the Cowboys.

It was a bottle of cologne and the brand was Tony Romo cologne.

The ad said. Tony Romo Cologne, you put it on but the other guy scores.

I sent an email back telling him to go frick himself.

But I did laugh.

I got that text the next day after the game, i didnt think it was funny then or do i think it is now.

a_minimalist · 01-04-2013

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Originally Posted by TwoDeep3

I love this team.

But I can see the humor in the jokes.

I don't take this so seriously that I can't enjoy life.

I found it funny but I also found what Idgit said funny too.

TheCoolFan · 01-04-2013

Damaged goods!

Blackspider214 · 01-04-2013

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Originally Posted by Idgit

Thanks! I agree, I also have high expectations for myself.

Also, as a group, our fans stink. Out-loud. The biggest bunch of whiney, groveling, mostly-ignorant hand-sitting not-cheering sensation-gobbling excuse-making hemorrhoid-inducing hunch-backed toothless front-running bottom feeders, maybe in the entire league.

I'm embarrassed to be a member of any group that includes them. They roll over and play entitled at the drop of a hat. They email each other jokes that aren't remotely funny about players they're lucky to have on the team, and then act surprised when other fans react to it. They are, collectively, as they themselves sometimes refer to their franchise QB, a running joke. I'm glad, at least, that you can expect me to point it out with some regularity. It means I must be doing something right.

Are you being serious?? Lmao!!

Yeah, no other fanbase in the entire league gets mad after losses or thinks they are entitled to things or talks down on their players.

Give it a rest. You sound very angry.

Boyzmamacita · 01-04-2013

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Originally Posted by birdwells1

Pittsburgh gave their fans 2 SBs wins and another SB appearance in the last 6 years.

NYG gave their fans 2 SBs victories and in one of them beat a highly favored NE team that was 18-0 and that's been in the last 5 years.

The Cowboys have given their fans 1 playoff win in 16 years.

If the Cowboys fan base is not better than the NYG or Pittsburgh then maybe it because the Cowboys organization is nowhere near those teams.

So true. It's easy to be a "good" fan when your team is winning. It's also easy to be cocky with success. Case in point, all these new skins fans infesting this board. They weren't here when they were perennially in last place. Coincidence? I think not.