Squirrel Erradication

[Kangaroo]

Originally Posted by JIMMYBUFFETT

A Gamo 1200fps pellet gun with a Aimpoint red dot scope has worked wonders for me.

If you do it in the fall/winter you can eat the furry bastards too. They can be kind of tough so soak them in water for a couple days to soften them up.

[speedkilz88]

Originally Posted by Kangaroo

If you do it in the fall/winter you can eat the furry bastards too. They can be kind of tough so soak them in water for a couple days to soften them up.

Taste like kangaroo.

[StanleySpadowski]

PM Brainpaint. A case of beer, charcoal for the grill and his kinfolk will show you how to party. Especially if they're them fat city fed squirrels.

[Hopeuhavechange]

Originally Posted by StanleySpadowski

PM Brainpaint. A case of beer, charcoal for the grill and his kinfolk will show you how to party. Especially if they're them fat city fed squirrels.

Skimmed that rather hastily-- thought you intimated that I should try grilling his kinfolk. *shuddder*

[jobberone]

Trap them. That's the easiest answer but you have to do the attic and maybe under the house. Cats work very well if it's the right cat(s). I have put an 8 foot python in my attic when it's not too hot or cold and that worked but make sure the snake is hungry or the squirrels may hurt it. Be prepared to look for it. For the record I didn't go out and buy it but already had a few 'lying' around. The traps are the best idea IMO.

[dez_for_prez]

Originally Posted by joseephuss

Send in Chinese Needle Snakes to eat the squirrels.

Then send in snake-eating gorillas to take out the snakes.

Then when wintertime rolls around, the gorillas simply freeze to death.

Nice reference. I'm so old I remember when the Simpsons was funny.