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Old 01-31-2013   #16
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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.... These guys continue to give meaning to the term dumb jocks...
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Old 02-01-2013   #17
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I don't understand why these guys don't just glove it...or at least pull out.

Good grief.
As the words to an old Funkadelic song goes,

"When in doubt, vamp. Spit don't make babies."
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Old 02-01-2013   #18
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He's a pocket passer known for his quick release.
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Old 02-01-2013   #19
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I don't understand why these guys don't just glove it...or at least pull out.

Good grief.
a lifetime of "pulling it out" will produce kids in a normal man.

That has to be the dumbest advice ever.
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Old 02-01-2013   #20
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a lifetime of "pulling it out" will produce kids in a normal man.

That has to be the dumbest advice ever.
Hey now, I'm not saying that it's 100% reliable for permanent birth control.

But sometimes, in a sticky situation (heh), it's your only option
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Old 02-01-2013   #21
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Gonna put my Puritan hat on for just a sec and make a comment here. Guys, please keep in mind that this is a family friendly forum. Please, lets stay conscious of this.


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How did Dan Marino decide to become an announcer?

Because he could never win a Super Bowl, even after he begged The Devil in exchange for his soul....

...with "The Little FurBall of HATE" shreding a sports editorial (see avatar)
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Old 02-01-2013   #23
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He's a pocket passer known for his quick release.
Now that is funny right there.
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I don't understand why these guys don't just glove it...or at least pull out.

Good grief.
Or, how about, .. because you have a wife and six children you just be a man and not step outside of your marriage covenant.

Imagine the impact that this has had on his wife.
It must be hard enough for a person to learn that your spouse cheated on you, and has a child out of wedlock, .. but then to have it plastered all over the TV, ... uggh!
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Or, how about, .. because you have a wife and six children you just be a man and not step outside of your marriage covenant.

Imagine the impact that this has had on his wife.
It must be hard enough for a person to learn that your spouse cheated on you, and has a child out of wedlock, .. but then to have it plastered all over the TV, ... uggh!
Some women handle it better than others.

Cheating is one thing.

Add the kid into the mix it is bigger in some ways.

National exposure by the media really ramps it up.

Its always there and in her face. It doesnt go away. Everywhere she goes, she knows people know about it.
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Randy Moss is the best WR ever....stats don't always tell the whole story.

Nobody could do what moss did back in the days...even the guys with better stats.

Sorry but it's true
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Randy Moss is the best WR ever....stats don't always tell the whole story.

Nobody could do what moss did back in the days...even the guys with better stats.

Sorry but it's true
I think there is another thread that this post would have made more sense to be in.
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I think there is another thread that this post would have made more sense to be in.
Not that it would have made that much sense there either....
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or use the bucket method
Bucket?

Please explain if it's not too graphic. Thanks.
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