Canadian Parliament and the Zombie Apocolypse

[MonsterD]

Montana issued an alert looks like Canada is next.

Yes this really happened(the warning part)

[Denim Chicken]

Originally Posted by Reality

The real question is whether the canadians feel that zombies should receive "due process" before they are killed or destroyed. I mean, it's not their fault they are zombies and they are only doing what zombies do. Yes, they may allegedly kill and/or eat countless children, but who are we to deny them their natural instinctual desires? Maybe they are just misunderstood. I mean killing a zombie would be something Iran or Saudi Arabia would do. They are undocumented undead humans, but they still have rights.

/reality

Ah, but what make one a Zombie. Is it the fact that they are truly undead or do we count those who associated with the undead too? Or perhaps they are not truly undead at all, but are classified as such erroneously by overzealous, xenophobic zombie hunters with little regard for the collateral damage and sociopolitical impact of their targeted zombie strikes.

[CowboyMcCoy]

Originally Posted by Reality

The real question is whether the canadians feel that zombies should receive "due process" before they are killed or destroyed. I mean, it's not their fault they are zombies and they are only doing what zombies do. Yes, they may allegedly kill and/or eat countless children, but who are we to deny them their natural instinctual desires? Maybe they are just misunderstood. I mean killing a zombie would be something Iran or Saudi Arabia would do. They are undocumented undead humans, but they still have rights.

/reality

Those damn Middle Easterners. LOL

[davidyee]

Originally Posted by burmafrd

Would if it was Congress. with all the crap going down they should not waste time.

The Canadians probably figure things are not too bad for them that they can waste time like that.

I would be pissed off more for the waste of money and time that report generated.

...an enterprise gov't or private business could not afford to give their employees five minutes to joke around.

I'm sure in every place you have worked they are 100% efficient with ever single minute of every hour of the day for an entire year.

Since you post online during the day is your employer getting everything out of you?

[CanadianCowboysFan]

Originally Posted by davidyee

...an enterprise gov't or private business could not afford to give their employees five minutes to joke around.

I'm sure in every place you have worked they are 100% efficient with ever single minute of every hour of the day for an entire year.

Since you post online during the day is your employer getting everything out of you?

[Rackat]

The US Government is prepared.. It appears someone was wasting time at work, or zombies are a threat to be taken seriously by both the Canadian and US governments.

[CanadianCowboysFan]

It is more about preparedness for a major outbreak of some sort.

[Teren_Kanan]

I appreciate things like this actually. When government officials or even companies take time to make a few jokes here and there.. they actually give off a feeling that they are.. like.. I donno, human or something. Instead of the Politically correct 100% of the time Robots that we know they really are.

[speedkilz88]

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