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Old 05-01-2012   #1561
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It is not the waitress's fault!
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Car flipped over by manhole.



Escalator to nowhere.



Prisoner caught while trying to escape. City of Chetumal, Mexico. His wife came to visit the prisoner and tried to make it into a suitcase.



Fail.





Super Moon this weekend. (May 5, or Cinco de Mayo for those of you who don't speak English )







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Jerry Jones in the draft room is suicide on the football field. The line of scrimmage is EVERYTHING. Something Jerry doesn't understand.
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Paper beats rock.

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Damn! A bionic cat!

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Old 05-02-2012   #1566
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The look on this girl's face is that of total defeat...




Fun for the whole family...


Storm Trooper tragedy...
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Damn! A bionic cat!


Somebody needs to photoshop Matrix-y clothes & glasses on that cat
The liver is EVIL! It must be PUNISHED!
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The liver is EVIL! It must be PUNISHED!
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supposedly his home owner association told him he could not fly the American flag in his yard...
"The ball ain't heavy."

-Herschel Walker, when asked if he got tired carrying the ball 30 times per game.
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Old 05-02-2012   #1571
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I cannot imagine the gph on that monster. The upper gunwale that tubular might not be structural, it might be the damn gas tank!
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Is that Miguel de Icaza's house?
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