Jerry Jones will Talk tomorrow NFL Network! - Page 3 - Dallas Cowboys Forum

**jobberone** · 03-22-2005

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Originally Posted by Qwickdraw

Ill go ahead and summarize Jerry's appearance BEFORE he makes it.

uuuhhhh... umm... we are aahhh... looking forward.... umm... to a great... uhhh... ummm season for the... uhhh.... umm.... Dallas Cowboys. We uhhh... feel we have ummm.... made some ahhh.... good moves forward.... umm in free agency uhh.... and hope that uhhh... with these additions... ummm... uhhhh... we will have ahhhhh... a... good season here ahhh... with the uhhhh.... Dallas Cowboys. Uhhh... we feel good.... uum.. with our uhh.. 2 first round picks ummm.... and hope that uhhh.... we will... um... be able to ahhh.... use them to ummm... improve our uhhh.... team... uhh the um... Dallas Cowboys.

(this will take 30 minutes for Jerry to spit out)

LOL. But I'll Jerry this. He's immensely better than he was when he first came onboard.

**jobberone** · 03-22-2005

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Originally Posted by Chief

lol

You guys have him down.

But you have to add something else.

He was taught way back in 1989-90 by a PR coach to always try to mention the Cowboy fans.

So, at some point, he'll usually say something like, "Our fans will enjoy watching Matt Jones line up all over the field for us after I reach and take him in the second round." j/k

And when he does this, he'll usually look at the camera and give a quick wink and nod, mixed with that crap-eating grin.

The PR/interview coach was hired after Jerry made the "pick of the litter" and "Troy looks good in the shower" comments.

He's now ah em uh .... real ..... uh ammm ah ... polished.

Nailed that one. Just started reading this thread and the shower remark was the first thing I thought of.

DWAREZ · 03-23-2005

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Originally Posted by Nors

Last nights show they said they would be talking to JJ on todays show?

Maybe Parcells got to him and told him to SHUT UP!

Yep, I heard it too...they said JJ was gonna be on...freakin liars

uh um well see ah they got um smack ...on the um ah er wrong side um arg eh of my ledger ...LOL

T.OwnsU · 03-23-2005

Maybe he was to busy negotating with Mickey Loomis?

5mics · 03-23-2005

Bring Darren Howard home to us Jerry.....

k19 · 03-23-2005

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Originally Posted by Nors

I LOVE THE COMMERCIAL! I for weeks walk around my house declaring, "I am not Spartucus" MY 2 SONS ARE MORTIFIED. Love it, but they play it 6 times an hour.

Heck, I was singing Tomorrow Tomorrow and my 10 year old said - Dad, Why are you singing an Annie Song?

I have a NFL network problem!

You and me both Nors. My 2 year old son will just start singing tomorrow randomly now. He ALWAYS sings it when the commercial comes on.

Little ticked that I stayed up late to watch the re-airing and all I saw was Adam S running into the ocean and making a fool of himself