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Old 03-21-2005   #1
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I'm sure Jerry will divulge all that info in between aaahs, uuums, and errrs. After tomorrow there may not even be a reason to watch the draft or next season's games. We'll know exactly what will happen.
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I'm sure Jerry will divulge all that info in between aaahs, uuums, and errrs. After tomorrow there may not even be a reason to watch the draft or next season's games. We'll know exactly what will happen.
lol!

ahhhh, we didn't feel that, uhhhm, the value, ahh, was there for the, uhhmmmm, the right um ahh price ummm ahhh...
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lol!

ahhhh, we didn't feel that, uhhhm, the value, ahh, was there for the, uhhmmmm, the right um ahh price ummm ahhh...




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The bottom line is we probably won't know any more in 24 hours than we do now.

This is a team who is battling several major injuries to
key players including Pro Bowl talents like Lee, Austin, Jenkins, Murray,
Carter and Ratliff. Other key starters missing include Costa, Smith, Church and
Coleman. That is 11 key players - that's half the starting lineup. Yet we still went 8-8.
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Ill go ahead and summarize Jerry's appearance BEFORE he makes it.

uuuhhhh... umm... we are aahhh... looking forward.... umm... to a great... uhhh... ummm season for the... uhhh.... umm.... Dallas Cowboys. We uhhh... feel we have ummm.... made some ahhh.... good moves forward.... umm in free agency uhh.... and hope that uhhh... with these additions... ummm... uhhhh... we will have ahhhhh... a... good season here ahhh... with the uhhhh.... Dallas Cowboys. Uhhh... we feel good.... uum.. with our uhh.. 2 first round picks ummm.... and hope that uhhh.... we will... um... be able to ahhh.... use them to ummm... improve our uhhh.... team... uhh the um... Dallas Cowboys.

(this will take 30 minutes for Jerry to spit out)
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Ill go ahead and summarize Jerry's appearance BEFORE he makes it.

uuuhhhh... umm... we are aahhh... looking forward.... umm... to a great... uhhh... ummm season for the... uhhh.... umm.... Dallas Cowboys. We uhhh... feel we have ummm.... made some ahhh.... good moves forward.... umm in free agency uhh.... and hope that uhhh... with these additions... ummm... uhhhh... we will have ahhhhh... a... good season here ahhh... with the uhhhh.... Dallas Cowboys. Uhhh... we feel good.... uum.. with our uhh.. 2 first round picks ummm.... and hope that uhhh.... we will... um... be able to ahhh.... use them to ummm... improve our uhhh.... team.
lmao

genius.
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Ill go ahead and summarize Jerry's appearance BEFORE he makes it.

uuuhhhh... umm... we are aahhh... looking forward.... umm... to a great... uhhh... ummm season for the... uhhh.... umm.... Dallas Cowboys. We uhhh... feel we have ummm.... made some ahhh.... good moves forward.... umm in free agency uhh.... and hope that uhhh... with these additions... ummm... uhhhh... we will have ahhhhh... a... good season here ahhh... with the uhhhh.... Dallas Cowboys. Uhhh... we feel good.... uum.. with our uhh.. 2 first round picks ummm.... and hope that uhhh.... we will... um... be able to ahhh.... use them to ummm... improve our uhhh.... team... uhh the um... Dallas Cowboys.

(this will take 30 minutes for Jerry to spit out)
*LMAO*

Also, I just LOVE (NOT) when he does that scrunchy face, with the squinty eyes, when he's trying to fake sincerity.

AND he will pronounce "Cowboys" as "Cahboys"

Thanks for the summary...I don't uhhh....ummmm have to watch it now.
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lol!

ahhhh, we didn't feel that, uhhhm, the value, ahh, was there for the, uhhmmmm, the right um ahh price ummm ahhh...
The technical term is um er see well um "verbal pauses" um eh OK

You guys are forgetting the line:

Um see er umh we like um our um aah side of the ledger um ah with Drew ah um Bledsoe um a er real Valuuue...er and we uh um ewr always um urgh wanted him er um bS UM er a Great Ledger eh um ...LOL...hEE um ahg Hee
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*LMAO*

Also, I just LOVE (NOT) when he does that scrunchy face, with the squinty eyes, when he's trying to fake sincerity.
Ain't that the truth. Bugs me every time.

I guess that worked in his Wildcatter days, huh?
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The technical term is um er see well um "verbal pauses" um eh OK

You guys are forgetting the line:

Um see er umh we like um our um aah side of the ledger um ah with Drew ah um Bledsoe um a er real Valuuue...er and we uh um ewr always um urgh wanted him er um bS UM er a Great Ledger eh um ...LOL...hEE um ahg Hee
lol

that's hilarious
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I think you guys are forgetting the *smack* in his speeches.

Example: We uhhhh *smack*, with uh Drew *smack* we felt like we uhhh, we felt that *smack*' ...

Charlie Brown's teacher makes more sense.
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I'm sure Jerry will divulge all that info in between aaahs, uuums, and errrs. After tomorrow there may not even be a reason to watch the draft or next season's games. We'll know exactly what will happen.
You are absolutely right. Jerry is a leaker of note. I'm suprised Parcells hasn't tried to get him to stop talking to the press. He blabbed that Woodson would retire over a hamburger and french fries at a Whataburger long before the press conference. I hope her doesnt tip his hand and we get played in the draft by 31 other teams. SHUT UP JERRY!
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Ill go ahead and summarize Jerry's appearance BEFORE he makes it.

uuuhhhh... umm... we are aahhh... looking forward.... umm... to a great... uhhh... ummm season for the... uhhh.... umm.... Dallas Cowboys. We uhhh... feel we have ummm.... made some ahhh.... good moves forward.... umm in free agency uhh.... and hope that uhhh... with these additions... ummm... uhhhh... we will have ahhhhh... a... good season here ahhh... with the uhhhh.... Dallas Cowboys. Uhhh... we feel good.... uum.. with our uhh.. 2 first round picks ummm.... and hope that uhhh.... we will... um... be able to ahhh.... use them to ummm... improve our uhhh.... team... uhh the um... Dallas Cowboys.

(this will take 30 minutes for Jerry to spit out)

LOL

Don't forget the lip smacking he does...never really noticed when he was on television but really noticed in during the PCs where I had to listen to them on the net radio...really is annoying as well.
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LOL

Don't forget the lip smacking he does...never really noticed when he was on television but really noticed in during the PCs where I had to listen to them on the net radio...really is annoying as well.
wow.
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I just went to dc.com to listen to one of the press conferences real quick for a luagh and within the first minute of the announcement, Jerra smacked his lips more times than he spoke words.
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