I've been a long time Penny-Arcade fan but you'll have to be both an avid sports fan and an avid geek to enjoy this one.
I'd probably modify it to say TD's are DPS, as you clearly aren't going to hear that Final Fantasy victory music with yards alone.
We need wins, and that's all we need. I don't give a damn about anyone on this roster over wins. I'd trade Ware, Lee and Dez if it meant more wins.