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Payton34Smith22 · 07-10-2005

1)If I have sex in the woods with a really hot chick the Jason Vorhees will kill me.
2)If I smoke pot in the woods Jason will kill me.
3)If I drink beer and then pee in the woods again Jason will kill me.
4)If I try to get away from Jason no matter how fast I run or where I hide, he will find me and kill me.

So I will stay out of the woods when participating in any above listed activities!

So what about you guys/gals?

blindzebra · 07-10-2005

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Originally Posted by Payton34smith22

1)If I have sex in the woods with a really hot chick the Jason Vorhees will kill me.
2)If I smoke pot in the woods Jason will kill me.
3)If I drink beer and then pee in the woods again Jason will kill me.
4)If I try to get away from Jason no matter how fast I run or where I hide, he will find me and kill me.

So I will stay out of the woods when participating in any above listed activities!

So what about you guys/gals?

If you do those things in October, Michael Myers will kill you.

If you do them and fall asleep, Freddy will kill you.

Zaxor · 07-10-2005

nothing to do really with your topic but you want to know what I would have like to see is things like Jason vs. Bruce Lee -wah-

Payton34Smith22 · 07-10-2005

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Originally Posted by blindzebra

If you do those things in October, Michael Myers will kill you.

If you do them and fall asleep, Freddy will kill you.

HAHAHA!!! Good one!!!

Her's another one lol.....

If I take my car off a big jump the landing will definitely not bend my chassis, break my axels, drop my engine out of the bottom of the car, or in general do any significant or noticable damage to my car. This is especially true if I yell YEEEEHAAA while the car is in the air, or if I can get the car to fly in slow-mo.

Payton34Smith22 · 07-10-2005

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Originally Posted by Zaxor

nothing to do really with your topic but you want to know what I would have like to see is things like Jason vs. Bruce Lee -wah-

LOL,Bruce would beat that *** on Jason!

blindzebra · 07-10-2005

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Originally Posted by Payton34smith22

HAHAHA!!! Good one!!!

Her's another one lol.....

If I take my car off a big jump the landing will definitely not bend my chassis, break my axels, drop my engine out of the bottom of the car, or in general do any significant or noticable damage to my car. This is especially true if I yell YEEEEHAAA while the car is in the air, or if I can get the car to fly in slow-mo.

Also if you come upon an large obsticle in your path your car will somehow become airborne instead of crashing into it.

If you swerve you will go up on two wheels and drive right past it.

DallasEast · 07-10-2005

There have been some really cool spaceships, but I'll never fly in them because they existed a long, long time ago... in a galaxy far, far away...

If you don't mind the danger of being a British secret agent, you'll have dozens of the world's most beautiful women sleep with you for 40 years...

You should stay the hell away from time travel... unless you want Arnold to kick your...

If your jet is taken over by terrorists, you better be the President or you're...

Stay far, far way from secluded toll booths... and people with machine guns...

If you're attacked while vacationing abroad and someone attacks you with a very large knife, you should make sure that you're packing a very big gun...

Don't piss off women who go by the codename of 'Black Mamba'...

Payton34Smith22 · 07-10-2005

LOL,Also guns never run out of bullets. A pistol can hold at least 100 rounds of ammo, and submachine guns easily hold several thousand.

This amount is multiplied x2 in horror movies, x3 in scifi and action movies, and x10 in any movie ending in "erminator".

Payton34Smith22 · 07-10-2005

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Originally Posted by DallasEast

There have been some really cool spaceships, but I'll never fly in them because they existed a long, long time ago... in a galaxy far, far away...

If you don't mind the danger of being a British secret agent, you'll have dozens of the world's most beautiful women sleep with you for 40 years...

You should stay the hell away from time travel... unless you want Arnold to kick your...

If your jet is taken over by terrorists, you better be the President or you're...

Stay far, far way from secluded toll booths... and people with machine guns...

If you're attacked while vacationing abroad and someone attacks you with a very large knife, you should make sure that you're packing a very big gun...

Don't piss off women who go by the codename of 'Black Mamba'...

I don't get this... Clone Troopers hit their all their targets, but
Stormtroopers couldn't hit the broad side of a barn with a bazooka lol!

blindzebra · 07-10-2005

If you hear the words, yeepee-ki-yeah mother f'er duck.

If you are swimming and you hear, do-dunt, do-dunt, get out of the water and find a bigger boat.

blindzebra · 07-10-2005

Bad guys never hit the 20 million a picture action hero with a bullet, even with a machine gun 20 yards away with nothing obstructing their view, but the action hero can dive roll and kill them with one shot while upside down.