With the revelation that Parcells has a girlfriend, and with apologies to David Letterman and anyone with good taste, here are the top 10 things overheard at Parcells' apartment/house:
10. If you're going to stick around here, Kelly, you'll have to be versatile and fill several roles. You're into role playing, right?
9. I'm going to be the only fat person in this house, okay. Come on, get on the scales ... let's check your weight.
8. You dye your hair? Me too.
7. You wear a bra? Me too.
6. OK, Bill. Who is LaTunaNostra and why is her picture in your wallet?
5. Bill, do you really have to wear a whistle to bed? If you want me to change positions, just ask me.
4. Go get your own water, Bill. Do I look like DeMarcus Ware to you? I may be young, but I'm not a rookie.
3. Hey Bill, Zimmer's wife says you're making him do the 34. Is that kinda like the 69?
[View Full Quote]2. Geez, Kelly, don't surprise me like that. What are you ... part Jap?
1. And they call me Tuna?