[DallasEast]

Jack Nicholson, Batman. Only because he had such great dialogue in the movie like...

"Jack is dead, my friend. You can call me Joker and as you can see I'm a lot happier."

"I have given a name to my pain, and it is Batman."

"I'm only laughing on the outside. My smile is just skin deep. If you could see inside I'm really crying. You might join me for a weep."

"Never rub another man's rhubarb."

"Now comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the burden of your failed and useless lives. But remember, as my plastic surgeon always said: if you gotta go, go with a smile."

"Batman... Batman... Can somebody tell me what kind of a world we live in, where a man dressed up as a *bat* gets all of my press? This town needs an enema!"

"I now do what other people only dream. I make art until someone dies. See? I am the world's first fully functioning homicidal artist."

"It can be truly said, that I have a bat in my belfry."