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Originally Posted by Hostile

Also on this date, 16 years ago, we added a 5th gold football to the trophy case as we whipped the Pittsburgh Steelers in Super Bowl XXX right here in good old Arizona. A kid I knew snuck into the game. He filled a trumpet case with booze and showed up at one of the ticket gates. He said he was with the Arizona Wildcats marching band but had missed the bus due to his sister being in a car accident. He said they had his uniform in the locker room and asked how to find his way. They let him in. He spent the entire game, going from empty seat to empty seat until he was in row 1. Only cost him his gas money from Tucson.

This is brilliant.