I always thought Pasquarelli (or Pastabelly) looked like Don Vito.
I was searching for a picture of him and came across this.
Good Lord, Len. Let it go, pal.
How do they put that guy on TV with that. That's gotta be damaging to young children.
I have never stood the combover. Ever.
Like anyone would be fooled by that. As if a big wind gust were to completely dismantle that thing people would be shocked to see how bald the underlying scalp is.
Just let it go. There's a guy who works at the local convenience store and his combover is worse. It's not like a thinly-veiled mask, it's sculpted thick strands that are glued down to the top of his head with half-inch sections of bald head showing between the rows.
Why insult yourself by combing a horse-tail from one side of your head to the other?