Originally Posted by Hoofbite
I always thought Pasquarelli (or Pastabelly) looked like Don Vito.
I was searching for a picture of him and came across this.
Good Lord, Len. Let it go, pal.
How do they put that guy on TV with that. That's gotta be damaging to young children.
I have never stood the combover. Ever.
Like anyone would be fooled by that. As if a big wind gust were to completely dismantle that thing people would be shocked to see how bald the underlying scalp is.
[View Full Quote]Just let it go. There's a guy who works at the local convenience store and his combover is worse. It's not like a thinly-veiled mask, it's sculpted thick strands that are glued down to the top of his head with half-inch sections of bald head showing between the rows.
Why insult yourself by combing a horse-tail from one side of your head to the other?
Tony Kornheiser's might be worse.
I don't get it either. My dad had nothing but strings stretched across his head. When he went through chemo a few years ago most of his hair fell out and I buzzed off the rest for him. It was a good look for him and I told him that, but it eventually grew back and he went straight to the combover again.
It seriously is deranged when you think about it. These are likely all reasonable men that think they are actually pullin' the wool over everyones eyes and fooling'em.
I told my wife in all seriousness that when I start to lose my hair, don't lie and tell me it's still thick or that it looks good; tell me I'm balding. I much rather shave my head than think I was fooling anyone.