I know some of you won't find this as funny as I did because I was young and I was there, but I will tell it anyway.
When I was young, I remember my grandparents joking with other people at a family gathering when the subject of car safety came up. My grandfather said, "The safest car for a man is one that a woman can't drive." My grandmother responded with, "You know most accidents are caused by men." My grandfather then said, "That's because they're trying to avoid the women drivers putting on their makeup and brushing their hair."
My grandmother got the last laugh though. On the way home after we left, we were stopped at a light and my grandfather pulled out his comb and used it on his hair. My grandmother looked over at him and without any emotion said, "Woman driver."