Both of those jokes are good ... here's another one:
A man called 911: "I need y'all to come over and pickup my wife. She was attacked by a dog and she needs help real bad."
911: "Where are you at?"
Man: "We're at 212 Sycamore St."
911: "How do you spell that?"
Man: "Tell you what, I'm going to drag her over to Oak street and you can pick her up there."
"It's one of the coolest feelings in the world to say you play for the Dallas Cowboys." - Greg Isdaner, former Cowboys #61, Philadelphia fanatic