"Send in the Clones" (as sung by Jerry Jones parody of "Send in the Clowns") Please play something like this on Mike & Mike!
Isn't it rich?
Are we a pair?
Me here at last on the ground,
You in mid-air..
Where are the clones?
Isn't it bliss?
Don't you approve?
One who keeps tearing around,
One who can't move...
Where are the clones?
Send in the clones.
Just when I'd stopped opening doors,
Finally knowing the one that I wanted was yours.
Making my entrance again with my usual flair
Sure of my lines...
No one is there.
Don't you love farce?
My fault, I fear.
I thought that you'd want what I want...
Sorry, my dear!
And where are the clones
Send in the clones
Don't bother, they're here.
Isn't it rich?
Isn't it queer?
Losing my timing this late in my career.
And where are the clowns?
There ought to be clowns...
Well, maybe next year.
...with "The Little FurBall of HATE" shreding a sports editorial (see avatar)
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