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Originally Posted by Hostile
Step 1. NFL voids a contract of a Coach under suspension without pay because of language within that contract.
Step 2. Media notices that this opens up the possibility of a change of venue for the Coach. Further speculating that since he maintains a home in Dallas and they want Jerry to once again be the George Steinbrenner of football so they can write all about how he meddles and prevents coaches from achieving success they immediately begin to float scenarios of said Coach being the savior.
Step 3. Disgruntled Cowboys fans and numb Saints fans also notices this and the buzz truly gets going.
Step 4. The media now emboldened by the turbulent waters of the speculation ask an aging Saints owner what he will do if this happens.
[View Full Quote]Step 5. Aging Saints owner, who feels his Head Coach owes him another year at least since this one was basically voided by the suspension feels not only the sting of the media scrutiny in his town, but now the speculation and he lashes back upon a common threat, to sue.
Step 6. Fans react to the threat believing it means he is actually scared instead of angry.
Step 7. Suspended Head Coach, who never had any intentions of leaving, signs his renegotiated deal and looks for redemption to his image and for his team in 2013.
Step 8. Disgruntled Dallas fans finally realize there was very little hope of this pipe dream and continue to stew and rue.
Looks like we're right on schedule.
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Did someone call for some rue?
