1. Is there anyone famous or infamous on one of the branches of your family tree?
On my Dad's side, Robert Fulton
On my Mom's side, Pretty Boy Floyd.
2. Someone calls you at 3:00 AM, who do you expect it to be?
One of my kids.
3. When did you last experience Buyer's Remorse?
The burrito I had at lunch.
4. What holiday song could you happily never hear again?
Grandma got run over by a reindeer.
5. Plans for the weekend?
Clean the garage and watch football.