[DallasCowpoke]

Originally Posted by Cajuncowboy

This sounds legit doesn't it?

Love the misspellings as well.


Hello,
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> My Name is Eric Simons,and I own an Art Gallery, This time of the year is exceedingly a busy time for me,and I find myself constantly travelling out of the Country for exhibitions,auctions,deliveries et all as such I sort the services of a Personal Assistant to handle my business errands.
> I do not require that you resume to an office,leave your current employment or levacuate your convenience.
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> I am looking for someone that can handle my business errands during his or her spare time.
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> Here are a list of responsibilities that I would require you bear on my behalf:
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[View Full Quote] > 1. Receive my mail and drop them off at the post office or shipping center.All expenses and shipping charges will be covered by me.
> 2. Pay bills on my behalf.I would be providing funds for this.
> 3. Sit for delivery at home or pick up items at a post office near you at your convenience.
> When you get my mail or receive packages on my behalf you are free to open them to check contents in order to gurantee your safety and security.
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> The contents of the my mail and the packages are specifically art materials and paintings as well as personal letters. No heavy packages are
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> involved.
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> If you decide to accept this position or you are able to offer me any of the responsibilities I have listed above, Please provide me with the following details
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> Full Name:
> Full Address:
> City:
> State:
> Zip Code:
> Phone No:
> Age:
> Work Status:
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> EMPLOYMENT REQUIREMENTS:
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> A. Being honest and trustworthy.
> B. Ability to 15 to 20 hours a month
> C Ability to check your EMAIL 3 to 5 times daily.
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> REMUNERATION:
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> $500 Weekly.
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> Please note that this job DOES NOT require any financial obligation of any sort from you as I would be catering for all expenses.
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> I look forward to hearing from you.
>
> Regards,
> Eric Simons

CCBoy thinks Mr. Simons is very eloquent and admires his turn of phrase immensely.