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Old 06-11-2012   #1936
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Jerry Jones in the draft room is suicide on the football field. The line of scrimmage is EVERYTHING. Something Jerry doesn't understand.
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Old 06-11-2012   #1937
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It is not the waitress's fault!
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Old 06-11-2012   #1938
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!

Sorry, that's hilarious.
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Old 06-11-2012   #1939
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!

Sorry, that's hilarious.
Not sure if the context is referring to sexual.....assuming it is......but that's not funny at all.
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Old 06-12-2012   #1941
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If I'm not insulting you, I'm probably not aware that you exist.



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Not sure if the context is referring to sexual.....assuming it is......but that's not funny at all.
So, it's not funny when karma comes back and bites someone? I think it is. Like they say, you reap what you sow.
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Old 06-12-2012   #1943
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Face Plant granny.


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Face Plant granny.
I can't figure out why should one have been doing that in the first place at her size / age. That was just asking for a muddy face plant.
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I can't figure out why should one have been doing that in the first place at her size / age. That was just asking for a muddy face plant.
Probably some bizarre thing in Lithuania or something. I see so many crazy videos of people doing complete crazy and dangerous stuff and a good deal of them are from some place that looks like Russia or former countries controlled by Russia.

Darn crazy commies.


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That's it. This is the tipping point. The human race is rapidly becoming too stupid to warrant continued existence.


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"The ball ain't heavy."

-Herschel Walker, when asked if he got tired carrying the ball 30 times per game.
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"The ball ain't heavy."

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This cracked me up...

"The ball ain't heavy."

-Herschel Walker, when asked if he got tired carrying the ball 30 times per game.
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"The ball ain't heavy."

-Herschel Walker, when asked if he got tired carrying the ball 30 times per game.
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