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Old 08-15-2012   #2551
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Old 08-15-2012   #2552
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It was more like this when I was in school.
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Old 08-15-2012   #2553
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Formerly the notorious nyc!

I've got more red flags than Soviet Russia!

There is a good chance that you don't like me, but there is a better chance that I don't care.

If I'm not insulting you, I'm probably not aware that you exist.



Jerry Jones in the draft room is suicide on the football field. The line of scrimmage is EVERYTHING. Something Jerry doesn't understand.
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Old 08-15-2012   #2554
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But then the joke doesn't work. I liked the joke.
Yeah,and ya gotta be some kind of tough to be born twice!
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Old 08-15-2012   #2555
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It was more like this when I was in school.
fixed it for ya
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Old 08-15-2012   #2556
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fixed it for ya
LOL, there was a picture of a projector there earlier. Not sure why it is an X now.
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Old 08-15-2012   #2557
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LOL, there was a picture of a projector there earlier. Not sure why it is an X now.
It's because the site where the image is hosted does not allow off-site linking. It showed up for you because you first viewed it on their site and your browser stored it in your browser cache.

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I think the green portion is underrepresented.

Whenever someone sees me writing, I always get the green section.

Cool bonus about being left handed.....you can avoid sitting next to annoying people at dinner when you are out with a group. Annoying people don't like the ends because they can't get involved in everyone else's conversation, that's part of the reason why they are annoying. So, when I see an undesirable spot on the table, I just say I need the end to avoid bumping elbows with the person next to me. Works like a charm.

Handedness has always kind of interested me in terms of what determines it. I always thought it was just a learned behavior by watching parents. I'm sure to some extent it is but there has to be more to it.

I'm left handed, my mom is left handed, my stepfather is left handed.........my younger brother is right handed.
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There was a time in science class in middle school where we were watching some of the most boring videos ever for like 3 or 4 straight days.

After one day someone had the idea of bringing a universal remote and programming it to the TV so they could shut it off a bunch of times like the TV itself was dying.

Worked great until the kid started laughing.
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I think the green portion is underrepresented.

Whenever someone sees me writing, I always get the green section.
I'm guilty of that. My wife is left-handed. When I see someone writing left-handed I have some urge I can't control to tell the person that my wife is left-handed just like them as if telling them that makes us tighter somehow.

I don't think she tells people that are right-handed that I'm right-handed as well.
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I'm guilty of that. My wife is left-handed. When I see someone writing left-handed I have some urge I can't control to tell the person that my wife is left-handed just like them as if telling them that makes us tighter somehow.

I don't think she tells people that are right-handed that I'm right-handed as well.
Haha.

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I'm guilty of that. My wife is left-handed. When I see someone writing left-handed I have some urge I can't control to tell the person that my wife is left-handed just like them as if telling them that makes us tighter somehow.

I don't think she tells people that are right-handed that I'm right-handed as well.
I guess I fall in an interesting catagory. I eat and write with right hand, but for everything else, especially with sports, I use left hand. I don't think I'm a full ambidextrous, because I can't write with my left hand and my left hand is certainly a dominate hand.


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Not really "wacky" but here is Laurie Holden's (The Walking Dead's "Andrea") zombie imitation

The liver is EVIL! It must be PUNISHED!
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Not really "wacky" but here is Laurie Holden's (The Walking Dead's "Andrea") zombie imitation

She could "zombie" me........if you get my drift.........wink wink nudge nudge......



And by zombie I mean....YOU KNOW.


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