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10-16-2012
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You Have an Axe to Grind
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Originally Posted by Signals
Feet first naturally. This way you have a few seconds to ponder your future. 
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Definitely feet first strapped to a slow moving conveyor belt. That will give them time to think as they hear the wood chipper approaching.
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10-16-2012
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Injured Reserve
Joined: | May 2005 |
Location: | South Carolina |
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I grew up in a small town with a steel mill. The steel was manufactured in this plant and shipped worldwide. In order to form the steel, the company used these huge furnaces to burn out and separate the impurities. Well, this unfortunate man fell into the furnace from above. Needless to say, he didn't last very long.
It is hard to fail, but it is worse never to have tried to succeed.
-Theodore Roosevelt
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10-16-2012
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#18
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Senior Member
Joined: | Oct 2010 |
Location: | Los Angeles, CA |
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Quote:
Originally Posted by JonJon
I grew up in a small town with a steel mill. The steel was manufactured in this plant and shipped worldwide. In order to form the steel, the company used these huge furnaces to burn out and separate the impurities. Well, this unfortunate man fell into the furnace from above. Needless to say, he didn't last very long.
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Ouch, that might almost be as bad as falling into a cauldron of melted sugar or hot oil. Scratch that, all three would be a bad way to go 
Everyone has a plan, until they get hit.
/ Mike Tyson
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10-16-2012
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#19
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Injured Reserve
Joined: | May 2005 |
Location: | South Carolina |
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Quote:
Originally Posted by dexternjack
Ouch, that might almost be as bad as falling into a cauldron of melted sugar or hot oil. Scratch that, all three would be a bad way to go 
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Cauldron of melted sugar though?
No death is funny, but caramelized to death would be a weird way to go.
It is hard to fail, but it is worse never to have tried to succeed.
-Theodore Roosevelt
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10-16-2012
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#20
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Senior Member
Joined: | Oct 2010 |
Location: | Los Angeles, CA |
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Quote:
Originally Posted by JonJon
Cauldron of melted sugar though?
No death is funny, but caramelized to death would be a weird way to go.
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That is a huge fear of mine. Ever got hot, liquid sugar on your finger from cooking something? Or burnt your finger on cinnamon toast right out of the oven? That stuff does not come off in a hurry, that is for sure and it is painful.
Everyone has a plan, until they get hit.
/ Mike Tyson
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10-16-2012
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#21
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Injured Reserve
Joined: | May 2005 |
Location: | South Carolina |
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Quote:
Originally Posted by dexternjack
That is a huge fear of mine. Ever got hot, liquid sugar on your finger from cooking something? Or burnt your finger on cinnamon toast right out of the oven? That stuff does not come off in a hurry, that is for sure and it is painful.
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You are right. It is very painful. The good news is that there aren't a lot of sugar cauldrons large enough for someone to fall in, except for maybe a candy factory. I apologize if I came off as making fun of your fears. Nobody would have thought hot grits would be a big deal until Al Green got burned with a pot.
It is hard to fail, but it is worse never to have tried to succeed.
-Theodore Roosevelt
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10-16-2012
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Blank Paper Offends Me
Joined: | Mar 2009 |
Location: | Digne, France |
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Quote:
Originally Posted by JonJon
I grew up in a small town with a steel mill. The steel was manufactured in this plant and shipped worldwide. In order to form the steel, the company used these huge furnaces to burn out and separate the impurities. Well, this unfortunate man fell into the furnace from above. Needless to say, he didn't last very long.
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That reminded me of a guy who died somewhat the same in a steel recycling mill. Once the slag had been poured off, they shoot it with water to cool everything down. Somehow there was a steam pocket and when the pickers went in to break up the slag, one of the guys hit the pocket and got cooked on the spot.
"That's what." ~She
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10-16-2012
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#23
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Senior Member
Joined: | Oct 2010 |
Location: | Los Angeles, CA |
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Quote:
Originally Posted by JonJon
You are right. It is very painful. The good news is that there aren't a lot of sugar cauldrons large enough for someone to fall in, except for maybe a candy factory. I apologize if I came off as making fun of your fears. Nobody would have thought hot grits would be a big deal until Al Green got burned with a pot.
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No worries, make fun all you want but....please do not bring spiders into this conversation or we will have a problem! Hate those vile, little creatures 
Everyone has a plan, until they get hit.
/ Mike Tyson
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10-16-2012
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#24
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Injured Reserve
Joined: | May 2005 |
Location: | South Carolina |
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SaltwaterServr
That reminded me of a guy who died somewhat the same in a steel recycling mill. Once the slag had been poured off, they shoot it with water to cool everything down. Somehow there was a steam pocket and when the pickers went in to break up the slag, one of the guys hit the pocket and got cooked on the spot.
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Wow that is a bad way to go as well. I don't know which one would be worse to be honest.
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Originally Posted by dexternjack
No worries, make fun all you want but....please do not bring spiders into this conversation or we will have a problem! Hate those vile, little creatures 
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Good, then I won't tell you the one about the man that got eaten by giant spiders from Mars... 
It is hard to fail, but it is worse never to have tried to succeed.
-Theodore Roosevelt
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10-16-2012
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#25
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Senior Member
Joined: | Apr 2004 |
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I think the guy that was eaten alive by his own pigs is still worse.
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10-16-2012
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#26
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Save the Snow Leopard
Years Donated 2004, 2005, 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013
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You guys are gross!
On another note I've been waiting on the water moccasin story.
Did you know there are only 5000 Snow Leopards in the wild now and they are confined to Central Asia? However, the effective global population (those likely to reproduce) is less than half that number.
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10-16-2012
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#27
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Fierce Allegiance
Joined: | Nov 2006 |
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Quote:
Originally Posted by JonJon
I grew up in a small town with a steel mill. The steel was manufactured in this plant and shipped worldwide. In order to form the steel, the company used these huge furnaces to burn out and separate the impurities. Well, this unfortunate man fell into the furnace from above. Needless to say, he didn't last very long.
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Thank you, for RUINING the ending of Terminator II for me! 
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10-16-2012
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#28
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Fierce Allegiance
Joined: | Nov 2006 |
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Turns out that guy was killed in a giant walk-in, steam-induction pressure cooker, where large racks of individual cans of tuna are cooked and decontaminated.
I can't imagine which would be worse. "Cooking" to death by dry heat or being steamed.
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