Drunk lawyer crushes her arm trying to get into her Chelsea apartment

[joseephuss]

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/m...nhd3BZ6fe 3IL

Drunk lawyer crushes her arm trying to get into her Chelsea apartment

A completely hammered Manhattan lawyer who got locked out of her Chelsea apartment yesterday nearly lost her arm when she jumped down the garbage chute to get back inside.

The hare-brained bid began when attorney Maggie Baumer came home from a long night on the town at around 6 a.m., only to find herself stuck without the keys to her first-floor apartment on West 21st Street.

A source in the building said the buzzed Baumer had given her keys to a friend.

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She entered the chute with her hands in front of her — and her arm got caught in the compactor, triggering a motion detector, authorities said.

A piston crushed her arm, cutting almost all the way through, according to an FDNY source. “It was barely hanging,” the source said.

[SaltwaterServr]

Lawyer gets in the garbage, almost loses her arm because the compactor recognizes her.

The jokes are too easy.

[DallasCowpoke]

Originally Posted by joseephuss

A source in the building said the buzzed Baumer had given her keys to a friend.

[StevenOtero]

Originally Posted by DallasCowpoke

Such a great show