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Old 12-02-2012   #3331
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Formerly the notorious nyc!

I've got more red flags than Soviet Russia!

There is a good chance that you don't like me, but there is a better chance that I don't care.

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Jerry Jones in the draft room is suicide on the football field. The line of scrimmage is EVERYTHING. Something Jerry doesn't understand.
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Old 12-02-2012   #3332
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Old 12-02-2012   #3333
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What is that?
It's the birth of an Internet Troll.
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What is that?
The result of 3 bean and cheese burritos and a six pack of hot Natural Light.
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This Lion needs Jenny Craig.





Not quite as funny as the one I posted a long time ago, but still funny.





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This Lion needs Jenny Craig.


That's not a lion. It's a liger and it does need Jenny Craig.
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That's not a lion. It's a liger and it does need Jenny Craig.
It's pretty much my favorite animal...

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Formerly the notorious nyc!

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Jerry Jones in the draft room is suicide on the football field. The line of scrimmage is EVERYTHING. Something Jerry doesn't understand.
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Sewing machine. Figured most of you would probably not know that.
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Sewing machine. Figured most of you would probably not know that.
well, that's insulting!!!
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well, that's insulting!!!
Yea, this site has an overload of Home Economics-taking Renaissance men.
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What is that?
I can't remember what it consists of but my chemistry teacher in junior high school called it "the turd of satan" He was an awsome teacher.
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Do I have a deal for you!





hah I can't post the other two similar to the one above. Shame!
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Can't remember if I already posted this one.













Real life Death Star. (Actually Saturn's moon Mimas)



NASA astronaut Dan Burbank captured the Comet Lovejoy as it soared near the Earth’s horizon on December 21, 2011. Burbank was aboard the International Space Station and said of the sighting, ““[It was] the most amazing thing I’ve ever seen in space, and that’s saying an awful lot because every day is filled with amazing things.”



A size comparison of a neutron star to New York city. A neutron stars contain up to as much as 500,000 times the mass of the Earth in a sphere no larger than Brooklyn, United States.
A neutron star is a type of stellar remnant left behind after a supernova. Gravitational collapse occurs and if a black hole does not form, then a neutron star does.

(Although technically this is over Queens/Long Island - it looks like it would be larger than Brooklyn)

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