Humor: Tony Romo Cologne

[TwoDeep3]

I saw this today, got an email from a guy I know that hates the Cowboys.

It was a bottle of cologne and the brand was Tony Romo cologne.

The ad said. Tony Romo Cologne, you put it on but the other guy scores.

I sent an email back telling him to go frick himself.

But I did laugh.

[Questfor6]

A buddy of mine sent me a text this morning that said Question: "How do you say Tony Romo in Spanish". Next text read Answer "Mark Sanchez"

[Zordon]

he's a running joke at this point.

shame what we used to have at that position.

[xtreme_2k]

Originally Posted by TwoDeep3

I saw this today, got an email from a guy I know that hates the Cowboys.

It was a bottle of cologne and the brand was Tony Romo cologne.

The ad said. Tony Romo Cologne, you put it on but the other guy scores.

I sent an email back telling him to go frick himself.

But I did laugh.

Must be referring to this.

[cowboys#1]

i asked tony romo to be one of my pallbearers at my funeral, so he can let me down one last time

[Idgit]

Tony Romo cologne. Because his fans really stink.

[Zordon]

Originally Posted by Idgit

Tony Romo cologne. Because his fans really stink.

are they really his fans then?

[Idgit]

Originally Posted by Zordon

are they really his fans then?

I give them the benefit of the doubt. But I wouldn't argue to strongly with anyone who disagrees.

[SilverStarCowboy]

Originally Posted by Questfor6

A buddy of mine sent me a text this morning that said Question: "How do you say Tony Romo in Spanish". Next text read Answer "Mark Sanchez"

Tony Romo threw his helmet after the game, it got intercepted!

[Blackspider214]

Originally Posted by Zordon

he's a running joke at this point.

shame what we used to have at that position.

He's been a running joke ever since his bobbled snap in the Seahawks playoff game.

[Coy]

Originally Posted by Blackspider214

He's been a running joke ever since his bobbled snap in the Seahawks playoff game.

After this last game, this will probably be his worst offseason yet, I don't know wether to hate him or just feel bad for him, I'm kind of in between right now.

[TwoDeep3]

Originally Posted by Idgit

Tony Romo cologne. Because his fans really stink.

I would expect nothing less from you.

[Idgit]

Originally Posted by TwoDeep3

I would expect nothing less from you.

Thanks! I agree, I also have high expectations for myself.

Also, as a group, our fans stink. Out-loud. The biggest bunch of whiney, groveling, mostly-ignorant hand-sitting not-cheering sensation-gobbling excuse-making hemorrhoid-inducing hunch-backed toothless front-running bottom feeders, maybe in the entire league.

I'm embarrassed to be a member of any group that includes them. They roll over and play entitled at the drop of a hat. They email each other jokes that aren't remotely funny about players they're lucky to have on the team, and then act surprised when other fans react to it. They are, collectively, as they themselves sometimes refer to their franchise QB, a running joke. I'm glad, at least, that you can expect me to point it out with some regularity. It means I must be doing something right.

[tupperware]

Weird. I'm pretty sure the OP said he got a text from his friend who "hates the Cowboys".

How did that turn in to an "Our fans really stink" joke?

[Idgit]

Originally Posted by tupperware

Weird. I'm pretty sure the OP said he got a text from his friend who "hates the Cowboys".

How did that turn in to an "Our fans really stink" joke?

Oh. That part wasn't from the original funny joke about the cologne. Once I stopped laughing at that one and wiped my eyes, ("You put it on but the other guy scores!"), I thought about making the connection between cologne and our own fans, and we just went from there.

Hang on, because I'm sure we can come up with some more great cologne-related jokes here if you give us some time to think. Surely you must have a funny up your sleeve, tupperware?