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01-09-2013
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Lonely Stranger
Years Donated 2007, 2009, 2012
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Location: | Just passing thr |
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Humor: Maybe not. Why Rob came to Dallas.
Buddy told him to. Go down there and honor my name! I don't care how you get there, just get there.
Buddy Ryan got called out by the Jimmy one time, and Ryan ducked into the locker room. I'ts been eating at Buddy's brain for a long time now...so he made a plan and told his son.
Go down to Dallas and kick that new HC's butt! No Cowboy Coach is getting away with wanting to kick my butt!
So, Rob, on his fathers orders, finally finds a way to get to the Cowboys. He has revenge on his mind...he's going to settle the score with the now HC of the Cowboys and kick his butt!!
So he came down looking for Garrett! Do his daddy some good and kick his butt!
Once he got there, he saw Garrett and thought, "I can't kick this guys butt...I need to lose some weight"
Then it hits him! If I cannot kick his butt for my dad...I will lose as many Cowboy games as I can! For my Dad!
Then he got fired.
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Predicting the future can be very hard, mostly because it hasn’t happened yet."
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01-09-2013
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Surrealist
Years Donated 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013
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What time today did you start drinking?
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01-09-2013
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#3
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Years Donated 2004, 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013
Joined: | Apr 2004 |
Location: | Utica, N.Y. |
Posts: | 18,645 |
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 There is no formula for success except an unconditional acceptance of life and what it brings.
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01-09-2013
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#4
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Senior Member
Joined: | Mar 2012 |
Location: | Earth |
Posts: | 4,530 |
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Anything is possible in the Ryan family. Maybe Rob was a spy collecting sensitive information for his father. We'll never know.
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01-09-2013
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#5
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Senior Member
Years Donated 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012
Joined: | Nov 2004 |
Location: | Give it a tumble |
Posts: | 2,142 |
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I expect a post labeled Humor: to contain actual humor.
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01-09-2013
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#6
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Lonely Stranger
Years Donated 2007, 2009, 2012
Joined: | Jan 2006 |
Location: | Just passing thr |
Posts: | 22,404 |
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Quote:
Originally Posted by theogt
What time today did you start drinking?
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Around 4:pm in Utah time. It's cold as hell up here!
I've been looking around for some little fish jackets for my coy. The pond is frozen.
I don't know when I will stop tonight?

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Predicting the future can be very hard, mostly because it hasn’t happened yet."
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01-09-2013
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The Instant Classic
Years Donated 2005, 2009, 2012, 2013
Joined: | Apr 2004 |
Location: | Moar leadership! |
Posts: | 20,385 |
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#20 - You will not use misleading, fake or exclamatory titles.
When asked whether Jason Garrett is the right head coach for this team: "I don't think there is anyone else that could. I think he is an unbelievable coach. We've responded to him and he has made us better football players, better people. If you watch us I think we play with a certain relentless spirit." --Sean Lee
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01-09-2013
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Lonely Stranger
Years Donated 2007, 2009, 2012
Joined: | Jan 2006 |
Location: | Just passing thr |
Posts: | 22,404 |
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Venger
I expect a post labeled Humor: to contain actual humor.
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 You suck! Have a better year next year. Jerry and the Midgit did not seem to help?
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Predicting the future can be very hard, mostly because it hasn’t happened yet."
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01-09-2013
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Surrealist
Years Donated 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013
Joined: | Nov 2005 |
Posts: | 43,249 |
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Idgit
#20 - You will not use misleading, fake or exclamatory titles.
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He said "maybe not".
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01-09-2013
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Senior Member
Joined: | Mar 2012 |
Location: | Earth |
Posts: | 4,530 |
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Quote:
Originally Posted by theogt
He said "maybe not".
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 That was well played. Have to hand it to you there.
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01-09-2013
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Shrinkage
Years Donated 2007, 2008, 2010, 2011, 2012
Joined: | Dec 2005 |
Location: | Dallas |
Posts: | 34,624 |
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 5Stars
Around 4:pm in Utah time.

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Now it's starting to make sense.
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01-09-2013
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#12
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Negativity King
Joined: | Apr 2004 |
Posts: | 1,793 |
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I have a deep- seated dislike for Buddy Ryan and his offspring.
Seriously. I hated the day he was hired. I know, I'm weird like that.

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01-09-2013
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#13
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Federal Agent
Joined: | Apr 2004 |
Location: | Fort Hood |
Posts: | 21,735 |
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My dog just farted.
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01-09-2013
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#14
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Senior Member
Joined: | Dec 2008 |
Location: | Tarheel Nation |
Posts: | 841 |
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TORCH HAS BEEN PASSED!!! 88
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