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Old 01-09-2013   #1
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Default Humor: Maybe not. Why Rob came to Dallas.

Buddy told him to. Go down there and honor my name! I don't care how you get there, just get there.

Buddy Ryan got called out by the Jimmy one time, and Ryan ducked into the locker room. I'ts been eating at Buddy's brain for a long time now...so he made a plan and told his son.

Go down to Dallas and kick that new HC's butt! No Cowboy Coach is getting away with wanting to kick my butt!

So, Rob, on his fathers orders, finally finds a way to get to the Cowboys. He has revenge on his mind...he's going to settle the score with the now HC of the Cowboys and kick his butt!!

So he came down looking for Garrett! Do his daddy some good and kick his butt!

Once he got there, he saw Garrett and thought, "I can't kick this guys butt...I need to lose some weight"

Then it hits him! If I cannot kick his butt for my dad...I will lose as many Cowboy games as I can! For my Dad!

Then he got fired.
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What time today did you start drinking?
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There is no formula for success except an unconditional acceptance of life and what it brings.
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Anything is possible in the Ryan family. Maybe Rob was a spy collecting sensitive information for his father. We'll never know.
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I expect a post labeled Humor: to contain actual humor.
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What time today did you start drinking?
Around 4:pm in Utah time. It's cold as hell up here!

I've been looking around for some little fish jackets for my coy. The pond is frozen.

I don't know when I will stop tonight?

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#20 - You will not use misleading, fake or exclamatory titles.
When asked whether Jason Garrett is the right head coach for this team: "I don't think there is anyone else that could. I think he is an unbelievable coach. We've responded to him and he has made us better football players, better people. If you watch us I think we play with a certain relentless spirit." --Sean Lee
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I expect a post labeled Humor: to contain actual humor.





You suck! Have a better year next year. Jerry and the Midgit did not seem to help?
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#20 - You will not use misleading, fake or exclamatory titles.
He said "maybe not".
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He said "maybe not".
That was well played. Have to hand it to you there.
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Around 4:pm in Utah time.

Now it's starting to make sense.

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I have a deep- seated dislike for Buddy Ryan and his offspring.




Seriously. I hated the day he was hired. I know, I'm weird like that.



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My dog just farted.
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TORCH HAS BEEN PASSED!!! 88
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