Originally Posted by TheCoolFan
Yep Sensabaugh used to be an athletic freak but don't know what happened to turn him into the Hunchback. Guess he's had a similar weight gain like Roy Williams
He developed chronic suckitis.
Suckitis involves the breakdown of skills and play-making ability. This abnormality occurs when an athlete involved in sporting combat gives up a big play while the brain is in a high rate of distress. This process causes a nerve ending connected to the brain to become inflamed, run down the spine, through the large intestine, and into the colon, where the nerve ending becomes permanently attaches to a piece of feces, causing the affected person to think and play like crap. The brain also absorbs shock when pressure is placed on the nerve ending, such as when you walk or run. Without the ability to think properly, the brain sputters, causing stiffness, slow reaction, and the inability to make plays.
Usually the nerve inflammation goes away after the cause goes away or is treated. Sometimes it does not. When this happens, you have chronic suckitis.