It reminds me of the old John Denver spoof of country music, "You Done Stomped On My Heart":
You done stomped on my heart
And you mashed that sucker flat
You just sorta
Tromped on my aorta
You started goin' out with guys
I felt us drift apart
And every step you took
Was a stomp upon my heart...
Smarter than the av-er-age bear...