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01-28-2009
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Old Testament...
Years Donated 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013
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Automaker problems defined...
[FONT=ARIAL,HELVETICAL]Rowing [/FONT] [FONT=ARIAL,HELVETICAL]
A Japanese company (Toyota) and an American company (GM) decided to have a canoe race on the Missouri River. Both teams practiced long and hard to reach their peak performance before the race.
On the big day, the Japanese won by a mile.
The Americans, very discouraged and depressed, decided to investigate the reason for the crushing defeat. A management team made up of senior management was formed to investigate and recommend appropriate action.
Their conclusion was the Japanese had 8 people rowing and 1 person steering, while the American team had 8 people steering and 1 person rowing.
Feeling a deeper study was in order, American management hired a consulting company and paid them a large amount of money for a second opinion.
They advised, of course, that too many people were steering the boat, while not enough people were rowing.
Not sure of how to utilize that information, but wanting to prevent another loss to the Japanese, the rowing team's management structure was totally reorganized to 4 steering supervisors, 3 area steering superintendents, and 1 assistant superintendent steering manager.
They also implemented a new performance system that would give the 1 person rowing the boat greater incentive to work harder. It was called the 'Rowing Team Quality First Program,' with meetings, dinners, and free pens for the rower.. There was discussion of getting new paddles, canoes, and other equipment, extra vacation days for practices and bonuses.
The next year the Japanese won by two miles.
Humiliated, the American management laid off the rower for poor performance, halted development of a new canoe, sold the paddles, and canceled all capital investments for new equipment. The money saved was distributed to the Senior Executives as bonuses and the next year's racing team was out-sourced to India. [/FONT]
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01-28-2009
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Diamond surrounded by trash
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victory is ours
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01-28-2009
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Senior Member
Joined: | Sep 2004 |
Location: | Land of the free |
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Quote:
Originally Posted by trickblue
[FONT=ARIAL,HELVETICAL]Rowing [/FONT] [FONT=ARIAL,HELVETICAL]A Japanese company (Toyota) and an American company (GM) decided to have a canoe race on the Missouri River. Both teams practiced long and hard to reach their peak performance before the race. [/FONT] [FONT=ARIAL,HELVETICAL]On the big day, the Japanese won by a mile. [/FONT] [FONT=ARIAL,HELVETICAL]The Americans, very discouraged and depressed, decided to investigate the reason for the crushing defeat. A management team made up of senior management was formed to investigate and recommend appropriate action. [/FONT] [FONT=ARIAL,HELVETICAL]Their conclusion was the Japanese had 8 people rowing and 1 person steering, while the American team had 8 people steering and 1 person rowing. [View Full Quote][/FONT] [FONT=ARIAL,HELVETICAL]Feeling a deeper study was in order, American management hired a consulting company and paid them a large amount of money for a second opinion. [/FONT] [FONT=ARIAL,HELVETICAL]They advised, of course, that too many people were steering the boat, while not enough people were rowing. [/FONT] [FONT=ARIAL,HELVETICAL]Not sure of how to utilize that information, but wanting to prevent another loss to the Japanese, the rowing team's management structure was totally reorganized to 4 steering supervisors, 3 area steering superintendents, and 1 assistant superintendent steering manager. [/FONT] [FONT=ARIAL,HELVETICAL]They also implemented a new performance system that would give the 1 person rowing the boat greater incentive to work harder. It was called the 'Rowing Team Quality First Program,' with meetings, dinners, and free pens for the rower.. There was discussion of getting new paddles, canoes, and other equipment, extra vacation days for practices and bonuses. [/FONT] [FONT=ARIAL,HELVETICAL]The next year the Japanese won by two miles. [/FONT] [FONT=ARIAL,HELVETICAL]Humiliated, the American management laid off the rower for poor performance, halted development of a new canoe, sold the paddles, and canceled all capital investments for new equipment. The money saved was distributed to the Senior Executives as bonuses and the next year's racing team was out-sourced to India. [/FONT]
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LOL. Thanks. I needed that on a day the liberals are going to pass the biggest spending bill in the history of our country.
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01-28-2009
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Pixel Pusher
Joined: | Aug 2007 |
Location: | New York, NY |
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That was perfect.
We need wins, and that's all we need. I don't give a damn about anyone on this roster over wins. I'd trade Ware, Lee and Dez if it meant more wins.
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01-28-2009
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Dark Days
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01-28-2009
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Banned
Joined: | Dec 2006 |
Location: | West Palm Beach, |
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Sad...but true.
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01-28-2009
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Maple Leaf
Joined: | Apr 2004 |
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As an ex-employee...
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01-28-2009
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#8
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Senior Member
Joined: | Apr 2004 |
Posts: | 5,189 |
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I think there is a misconception that the foreign automakers are doing great right now. They are not. Their sales have fallen off at about the same rate. At least one Japanese company shut down their factories, much like Chrysler did.
They are only surviving because they are not paying out the yin yang to unions.
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01-29-2009
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Romosexual
Years Donated 2007, 2008, 2009
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 Outstanding.
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