Here are the transcripts:
Obama:Hey guys I need help,I promised all this things and,uh a bunch of idiots bought into it and now I'm here...
CEOs:I see,I just read your stimulus package,but I have a question,didn't you say there were not gonna be earmarks and pork on it?...this thing is a pretty big eared pig Mr President...30% pork.
Obama:I know..it was just words,just speeches...
CEOs:Let the free market settle itself,just like Reagan did in '87...
Obama:Uh,That's not the Reagan I know...
CEOs:You said on January 8th that only the government could with swift action get the economy out of the deep recession...
Obama: Uh...And today I will sound like Reagan,I will say that only the hard working american people can get us out of this rut.
CEO's:That's a serious flip flop...
Obama:ENOUGH!
CEOs:So how can we help you?
Obama
pointing at his elbow)Is this my elbow or my ***?
CEOs:Alright Mr. President...our time is valuable...*walking out and whispering to each other*"we are sooo screwed..."