This just in Concord Cowboy has quit the band
Concord Cowboy says he's quitting a marching band after he was suspended from the group for puckering up and waving to President Barack Obama during last week's inauguration parade.
Drum Major John Coleman says there are too many hurt feelings over the improper gestures he made when the Cleveland Firefighter's Memorial Pipes & Drums marched past the president.
The organization said Concord violated the proper decorum required in a military parade. The band leader said members had been warned not to make improper gestures, and Concord was suspended from the group for six months.
Concord says Obama smiled and waved first, and that it was just his way of kissing up to the Messiah. As of Yet, Still no reported job growth in Ohio.
Of course this has all been fabricated, but I couldn't help myself.

It hit to close to his home, where has he been anyways?