A little political humor

[ethiostar]

[FONT=Comic Sans MS][FONT='Comic Sans MS']Wasn't sure if i should post this here or in the 'off-topic' zone, please move if it's out of place mods. [/FONT][/FONT]
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[FONT=Verdana][FONT='Comic Sans MS'] AND THE DEMOCRAT[/FONT][FONT=Arial] [/FONT] [/FONT]



[FONT=Verdana][FONT='Comic Sans MS']A Republican in a wheelchair entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee.[/FONT][FONT=Arial] [/FONT] [/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana][FONT='Comic Sans MS']The Republican looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is that sitting over there?"[/FONT][FONT=Arial] [/FONT] [/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana][FONT='Comic Sans MS']The waitress nodded "yes," so the Republican requested that she give a cup of coffee, on him.[/FONT][FONT=Arial] [/FONT] [/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana][FONT='Comic Sans MS']The next patron to come in was a Libertarian with a hunched back.[/FONT][FONT=Arial] [/FONT] [/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana][FONT='Comic Sans MS']He shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the waitress for a cup of hot tea.[/FONT][FONT=Arial] [/FONT] [/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana][FONT='Comic Sans MS']He also glanced across the restaurant and asked, "Is that over there?"[/FONT][FONT=Arial] [/FONT] [/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana][FONT='Comic Sans MS']The waitress nodded, so the Libertarian asked her to give a cup of hot tea, "My treat."[/FONT][FONT=Arial] [/FONT] [/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana][FONT='Comic Sans MS']The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Democrat on crutches. He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered,[/FONT][FONT='Comic Sans MS'] [/FONT][FONT='Comic Sans MS']"Hey there honey! How's about gettin' me a cold mug of Miller Light?"[/FONT][FONT=Arial] [/FONT] [/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana][FONT='Comic Sans MS']He too looked across the restaurant and asked, "Isn’t that God's boy over there?[/FONT][FONT=Arial] [/FONT] [/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana][FONT='Comic Sans MS']The waitress nodded, so the Democrat directed her to give a cold beer. "On my bill," he said loudly.[/FONT][FONT=Arial] [/FONT] [/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana][FONT='Comic Sans MS']As got up to leave, he passed by the Republican, touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Republican felt the strength come back into his legs, got up, and danced a jig out the door.[/FONT][FONT=Arial] [/FONT] [/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana][FONT='Comic Sans MS'] passed by the Libertarian, touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Libertarian felt his back straightening up and he raised his hands, praised the Lord and did a series of back flips out the door.[/FONT][FONT=Arial] [/FONT] [/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana][FONT='Comic Sans MS']Then, walked towards the Democrat just smiling.[/FONT][FONT=Arial] [/FONT] [/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana][FONT='Comic Sans MS']The Democrat jumped up and yelled, "Don't touch me ... I'm collecting disability."[/FONT] [/FONT]