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Old 05-29-2009   #1
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Default your favorite facts from chuck and the dos equis dude?

chuck.............."he can kill two stones with one bird".

dos equis dude....." he taught a german shepard to bark in spanish".

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Old 05-29-2009   #2
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"chuck sleeps with a pillow under his gun".
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How about this one

"Bruce Lee would whoop chucks ***"
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How about this one

"Bruce Lee would whoop chucks ***"

bruce lee would whip just about anyone in the planet...including chuck.

i'm a huge bruce lee fan...


now then...read the thread title.
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Old 05-30-2009   #5
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You can see his charisma..........from space.

He lives vicariously through.....himself.
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he once had an awkward moment...to see what it felt like
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*chuck once went to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper...and got it.
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Chuck Norris in sign language is a middle finger on fire.


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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
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chuck norris uses tabasco sauce for eye drops.
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My Bill Brasky post was deleted.

Sweet.

Probably because Brasky showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.

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My Bill Brasky post was deleted.

Sweet.

Probably because Brasky showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.
I think just noone likes you
you should perma-ban yourself
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I think just noone likes you
you should perma-ban yourself
Probably the case.

But at least I got Brasky in my corner and thats a lot.

Brasky went public with his own buttocks and made seven million.
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Unfortunetely, Chuck has never cried.
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