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Old 06-29-2009   #1
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I don't know if you guys have played this before, but it's fun.

Example: I post

"I wish I could have a horse."

Next person would post something like this:

"Granted. It looks you in the eyes, turns around, and bucks you in the face."
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I wish I could have a million dollars.

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Old 06-29-2009   #2
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I wish I could have a million dollars.

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granted a distraught Michael Jackson fans stabs you to death for it

my turn:

I wish I was banging 2 pornstars
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Old 06-29-2009   #3
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I would steal your million dollars and use it to teach people to post off topic stuff in the off topic zone. Nah...I would just steal your money and move the thread to the off topic zone for free.

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I wish I could go a day without reading, seeing or hearing something about Michael Jackson.
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Old 06-29-2009   #5
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granted a distraught Michael Jackson fans stabs you to death for it

my turn:

I wish I was banging 2 pornstars
John Holmes and Ron Jeremy???



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I wish I could go a day without reading, seeing or hearing something about Michael Jackson.

Granted. The only place where such a thing could happen is in Hell.
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John Holmes and Ron Jeremy???
Pervert...sodomite!!11!!
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granted a distraught Michael Jackson fans stabs you to death for it

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I wish I was banging 2 pornstars
Granted one looks like bbgun, and the other like amy whinehouse....and they both have herpes.



I wish I was an OBGyn.
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Granted one looks like bbgun, and the other like amy whinehouse....and they both have herpes.



I wish I was an OBGyn.

Can you imagine?
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Granted one looks like bbgun, and the other like amy whinehouse....and they both have herpes.



I wish I was an OBGyn.
And all your patients weigh over 300lbs.

I wish I had super powers like mind control.


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Granted one looks like bbgun, and the other like amy whinehouse....and they both have herpes.



I wish I was an OBGyn.
granted I don't squirt herpes in your eyes

I wish I was a little bit taller, wish I was a baller, wish I had a rabbit in a hat, a bat and a 6-4 Impala
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I wish I understood what the heck was going on in this thread

pretty sure if I did then my wish would be corrupted.
And on the seventh day, Buehler gave God the day off.
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granted a distraught Michael Jackson fans stabs you to death for it

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I wish I was banging 2 pornstars
Granted: One has Herpes, the other Chlamydia.

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