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Old 11-22-2009   #1
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Default My neighbors wife

Here's a story my next door neighbor told me.
I am married 36 years. I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 36 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, no car, no TV, no money and slept on a sofa bed, but I got to sleep every night with a hot good looking 18 year old.

Now, we have a beautiful house, two nice cars, king size bed, money and a 50" screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 54 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 18 year old beautiful girl, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, with no car, no TV, no money, and sleeping on a sofa bed.

Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your mid-life crisis.


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RIP Weldon "Pops" Parkhill....I will miss you my friend
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LOL! That's funny. Thanks.
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I thought this was going to be an excerpt from Penthouse

shame on you Signal
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OH SNAP!!!


This is a team who is battling several major injuries to
key players including Pro Bowl talents like Lee, Austin, Jenkins, Murray,
Carter and Ratliff. Other key starters missing include Costa, Smith, Church and
Coleman. That is 11 key players - that's half the starting lineup. Yet we still went 8-8.
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Here's a story my next door neighbor told me.
I am married 36 years. I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 36 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, no car, no TV, no money and slept on a sofa bed, but I got to sleep every night with a hot good looking 18 year old.

Now, we have a beautiful house, two nice cars, king size bed, money and a 50" screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 54 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 18 year old beautiful girl, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, with no car, no TV, no money, and sleeping on a sofa bed.

Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your mid-life crisis.


My wife always tells me, "If you don't want me, someone else will!"

I respond with, "Honey, you are right. They will want you because you are an extremely sexy, outgoing, sports loving, physically fit brunette... till they learn what a ****ing psycho you are!"
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There is a good chance that you don't like me, but there is a better chance that I don't care.

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My wife always tells me, "If you don't want me, someone else will!"

I respond with, "Honey, you are right. They will want you because you are an extremely sexy, outgoing, sports loving, physically fit brunette... till they learn what a ****ing psycho you are!"
Then comes the ringing in your ears from the frying pan.
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I have always had the philosophy that even the most beautiful, sexy, charming, engaging, outgoing, smart, talented, sports enthusiast, caring, loving, nurturing, woman in the world-----somewhere, someone thinks she is a *****.
Polk County Florida Sheriff Grady Judd when asked why his Swat Team shot a suspected Cop Killer 68 times answered, "That's all the bullets we had."
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I have always had the philosophy that even the most beautiful, sexy, charming, engaging, outgoing, smart, talented, sports enthusiast, caring, loving, nurturing, woman in the world-----somewhere, someone thinks she is a *****.
Nobody is perfect. (except me) Most of the time, someone with extremely pleasing traits, have equally horrid counter traits. (ie, super hot, yet extremely *****y and high maintenance or overly obese, but a wonderful and fun person)

I'm just glad I was lucky enough to be a complete stud.
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high maintenance
i've come to the conclusion that all women are high maintenance.

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