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Old 12-07-2009   #1
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daschoo has a mum

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Old 12-07-2009   #2
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daschoo has a mum

I have a mom
And if you smoke a cigarette, he smokes a ***.

Edit Hey! How can that word be censored? It means cig in UK-ese, not liking boys, like in the U.S.
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fairly random thread, to be honest i was half expecting a picture of nessie drinking whisky and playing the bagpipes.

anyway you think these are chips


whereas i know that you have chips with fish and they look like this

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fairly random thread, to be honest i was half expecting a picture of nessie drinking whisky and playing the bagpipes.

anyway you think these are chips]
Then what do you call flat little fried potato discs?
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love how you don't class that as a swear word. watching tna wrestling and they beep out *** yet desmond wolfe comes out calling the crowd wankers and thats fine.
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anyway you think these are chips


whereas i know that you have chips with fish and they look like this

Yup, and y'all think these are teeth.





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love how you don't class that as a swear word. watching tna wrestling and they beep out *** yet desmond wolfe comes out calling the crowd wankers and thats fine.
oh bollocks
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A friend from Australia ran into an embarrassing situation as a Foreign Exchange Student here when she asked her host family for a rubber, aka an eraser.
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A friend from Australia ran into an embarrassing situation as a Foreign Exchange Student here when she asked her host family for a rubber, aka an eraser.
Any more on this story? Sounds like a funny tv skit.


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Any more on this story? Sounds like a funny tv skit.
Not really. The host family was a young couple who were standing there with their mouth hanging open, stammering a little.

My friend tried to explain that she was doing some homework and needed to start over on a math problem she was doing. Of course that finally brought the "Ohhhhhhhh, you mean an eraser" with a somewhat relieved look they shared.

It wasn't until later that she asked us what the odd looks were about that we explained what a rubber was. She was mortified. haha!
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A friend from Australia ran into an embarrassing situation as a Foreign Exchange Student here when she asked her host family for a rubber, aka an eraser.
They also get a kick from the fact that we pull for certain teams. Evidently,"pulling" has some sort of sexual connotation down there.
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They also get a kick from the fact that we pull for certain teams. Evidently,"pulling" has some sort of sexual connotation down there.
A next door neighbor my first year at Tech in the dorms was an exchange student in Scotland for a semester. He was left behind at a party, so he asked a group of girls for "a lift". He got something, which was much more than he was expecting.
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love how you don't class that as a swear word. watching tna wrestling and they beep out *** yet desmond wolfe comes out calling the crowd wankers and thats fine.
quit being such a puff. Bob might like it

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