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Old 02-08-2011   #1
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Default Only 39% are honest about cursing at computers

A troubling 61 percent of computer users have apparently deluded themselves into believing that they have never - not even once -- cursed or yelled out loud at a malfunctioning machine.

That's not exactly the spin being put on recent survey results by security vendor Avira, which credulously passes along in a press release that 39 percent of 14,284 persons surveyed in December admitted to having "cursed or yelled at the computer out loud."

Which leaves us to believe that the balance - 61 percent - have never done so. Never cursed ... and never yelled ... at a computer. Not once. I'm sorry, but weed out the newbies, mutes and living saints, and what you're left with in that 61 percent is, at best, a boatload of selective memories.

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I proudly consider myself one of the 39%.

This is a team who is battling several major injuries to
key players including Pro Bowl talents like Lee, Austin, Jenkins, Murray,
Carter and Ratliff. Other key starters missing include Costa, Smith, Church and
Coleman. That is 11 key players - that's half the starting lineup. Yet we still went 8-8.
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Count me in the 39%. I've said things to mechanical and electronic devices that would make Andrew Dice Clay blush.

Reminds me of my favorite scene from Office Space, which I can't find a clip of on YouTube. Stupid *&^$%@# computer!
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What they need to do is put a link to the CBZ Fan Zone and I guarantee you that % will rocket to 100% overnight.
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Use Google Chrome, your pron links will work better.

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Absolutely!





Or so I've heard.

This is a team who is battling several major injuries to
key players including Pro Bowl talents like Lee, Austin, Jenkins, Murray,
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Coleman. That is 11 key players - that's half the starting lineup. Yet we still went 8-8.
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A troubling 61 percent of computer users have apparently deluded themselves into believing that they have never - not even once -- cursed or yelled out loud at a malfunctioning machine.

That's not exactly the spin being put on recent survey results by security vendor Avira, which credulously passes along in a press release that 39 percent of 14,284 persons surveyed in December admitted to having "cursed or yelled at the computer out loud."

Which leaves us to believe that the balance - 61 percent - have never done so. Never cursed ... and never yelled ... at a computer. Not once. I'm sorry, but weed out the newbies, mutes and living saints, and what you're left with in that 61 percent is, at best, a boatload of selective memories.

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I'm running both. Pron is serious business that can't be left to the whims of one browser.
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i'm part of that 39%.
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I subscripe to this theory



My computer shuts down automatically if I move it an inch to the left or right, usually while Im typing something, and I just laugh and go outside.
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I tend to cuss users more than their PCs.
Formerly the notorious nyc!

I've got more red flags than Soviet Russia!

There is a good chance that you don't like me, but there is a better chance that I don't care.

If I'm not insulting you, I'm probably not aware that you exist.



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I subscripe to this theory



My computer shuts down automatically if I move it an inch to the left or right, usually while Im typing something, and I just laugh and go outside.
Shut up you non-contributing zero!
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There is a good chance that you don't like me, but there is a better chance that I don't care.

If I'm not insulting you, I'm probably not aware that you exist.



Jerry Jones in the draft room is suicide on the football field. The line of scrimmage is EVERYTHING. Something Jerry doesn't understand.
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