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02-10-2011
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Suspicious looking stranger
Joined: | Aug 2004 |
Location: | Dallas, Texas |
Posts: | 4,520 |
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You can't make this stuff up
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02-10-2011
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#2
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Senior Member
Years Donated 2004, 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012
Joined: | Apr 2004 |
Posts: | 47,533 |
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RIP Weldon "Pops" Parkhill....I will miss you my friend
 R.I.P. Renee I miss you sis
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02-10-2011
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#3
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Senior Member
Joined: | Jan 2005 |
Posts: | 6,132 |
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02-10-2011
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#4
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Senior Member
Joined: | Mar 2010 |
Location: | Richardson TX |
Posts: | 860 |
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02-10-2011
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#5
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Waitin' on the 6th
Joined: | Apr 2004 |
Posts: | 8,549 |
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A couple of years ago I was coaching our towns all-star team in the state championship game.
The umpire behind the plate ??
Harry Weiner. The kids laughed so hard.
Even better, his wife's name ? ... Ada
True story, you can't make this stuff up.
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02-10-2011
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#6
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That Guy
Joined: | Aug 2005 |
Posts: | 13,219 |
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Heard his grandson's name was Kock N.
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02-10-2011
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#7
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Dyin' ain't much of a livin', boy!
Joined: | Jan 2006 |
Location: | Cowboy purgatory |
Posts: | 4,971 |
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I literally can't stop laughing, it's to the point of crying. I don't know how those new folks report this with a straight face.
Go ahead make my season!
Dallas Cowboys record from 1996 to now. (including playoffs)
Wins
136
Losses
135
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02-10-2011
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#8
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Senior Member
Joined: | Jan 2008 |
Posts: | 4,173 |
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Idiocracy in action!
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02-10-2011
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#9
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Unfriendly and Aloof!
Joined: | May 2006 |
Location: | Betelgeuse |
Posts: | 30,975 |
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How did he say that without laughing! 
Formerly the notorious nyc!
I've got more red flags than Soviet Russia!
There is a good chance that you don't like me, but there is a better chance that I don't care.
If I'm not insulting you, I'm probably not aware that you exist.
Jerry Jones in the draft room is suicide on the football field. The line of scrimmage is EVERYTHING. Something Jerry doesn't understand.
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02-10-2011
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#10
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Blank Paper Offends Me
Joined: | Mar 2009 |
Location: | Digne, France |
Posts: | 8,124 |
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Ho-lee ****. Crying right now. seriously.
Too damn funny.
"That's what." ~She
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02-11-2011
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THE BIG DOG
Years Donated 2005, 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013
Joined: | Apr 2004 |
Location: | Ahhhhh Kansas |
Posts: | 42,815 |
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Holy moly.
This is a team who is battling several major injuries to
key players including Pro Bowl talents like Lee, Austin, Jenkins, Murray,
Carter and Ratliff. Other key starters missing include Costa, Smith, Church and
Coleman. That is 11 key players - that's half the starting lineup. Yet we still went 8-8.
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02-11-2011
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#12
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Suspicious looking stranger
Joined: | Aug 2004 |
Location: | Dallas, Texas |
Posts: | 4,520 |
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It seems to me that the first lady interviewed is clearly in favor of Harry Baals. I hate to say it out loud, but reality has finally caught up with The Onion.

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02-12-2011
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#13
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Senior Member
Joined: | Mar 2005 |
Location: | South TeXaS |
Posts: | 1,448 |
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HAHA!

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02-12-2011
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#14
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A Plastic Container
Joined: | Aug 2010 |
Posts: | 7,017 |
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rofl, you know they had to of gotten a lot of that out of their system before being able to talk about that with a straight face. I liked how the news reporter kept saying it throughout the whole thing even though they said they had changed the pronunciation of it. I counted 7 Baals throughout that video. Also notice how they said he was the longest serving mayor and this would make them the butt of jokes. Wonder if that was intended, lol.
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