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Old 02-10-2011   #1
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Old 02-10-2011   #2
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RIP Weldon "Pops" Parkhill....I will miss you my friend
R.I.P. Renee I miss you sis
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A couple of years ago I was coaching our towns all-star team in the state championship game.

The umpire behind the plate ??

Harry Weiner. The kids laughed so hard.

Even better, his wife's name ? ... Ada

True story, you can't make this stuff up.
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Heard his grandson's name was Kock N.
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I literally can't stop laughing, it's to the point of crying. I don't know how those new folks report this with a straight face.
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Idiocracy in action!
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How did he say that without laughing!
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Ho-lee ****. Crying right now. seriously.

Too damn funny.
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Holy moly.

This is a team who is battling several major injuries to
key players including Pro Bowl talents like Lee, Austin, Jenkins, Murray,
Carter and Ratliff. Other key starters missing include Costa, Smith, Church and
Coleman. That is 11 key players - that's half the starting lineup. Yet we still went 8-8.
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It seems to me that the first lady interviewed is clearly in favor of Harry Baals. I hate to say it out loud, but reality has finally caught up with The Onion.
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HAHA!

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rofl, you know they had to of gotten a lot of that out of their system before being able to talk about that with a straight face. I liked how the news reporter kept saying it throughout the whole thing even though they said they had changed the pronunciation of it. I counted 7 Baals throughout that video. Also notice how they said he was the longest serving mayor and this would make them the butt of jokes. Wonder if that was intended, lol.
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