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Old 04-10-2011   #1
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Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

The names Lincoln and Kennedy each contain seven letters.

Both were particularly interested with civil rights.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both were shot in the head.

(here is an interesting one)

Lincoln’s secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy’s secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners.

Both successors were named Johnson.
Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are made of fifteen letters.

Booth ran from the theater and was caught in a warehouse.
Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theater.

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

A week before Lincoln was shot he was in Monroe, Maryland.

A week before Kennedy was shot he was in Marilyn Monroe.
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Did you get that in your AOL inbox?
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Did you get that in your AOL inbox?

No, I don't use AOL. I did all the research myself.
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What does that mean? I no speaka German.
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A machine normally uses batteries. You got some batteries?
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A week before Kennedy was shot he was in Marilyn Monroe.
Marilyn died in 1962. Oops.

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Marilyn died in 1962. Oops.
I know...that last part was just a spoff of whoever wrote this. I did not think someone would take that serious!

Opps...I guess I was wrong.
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Marilyn died in 1962. Oops.

You looking up all the other dates and other pertinent information?
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You looking up all the other dates and other pertinent information?
Ha, no. That list has been circulating for years ... at least for 10 years. I'm sure there are other things false in it, but I noticed the Marilyn mistake the first time I saw the list.

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Ha, no. That list has been circulating for years ... at least for 10 years. I'm sure there are other things false in it, but I noticed the Marilyn mistake the first time I saw the list.
Find the other falsehoods...let us know what they are. I mean, you've had 10 years to study this!
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