(OP note- this is actually funny...)
By Dan Steinberg
Best and worst moments from Washington’s 18-16 loss to the Dallas Cowboys in Texas.
Worst Disaster: Third-and-21, with 53 men blitzing and the clock running down, Tony Romo found Dez Bryant for a 30-yard gain, which became 45 yards when DeAngelo Hall was called for a facemask, allowing Dallas to run three plays and kick a game-winning field goal, negating a fairly solid road performance by the Redskins, turning the top of the NFC East into a three-way mess at 2-1 and allowing the ESPN announcers to spend the remainder of the game spouting free verse love poetry about Romo’s bountiful and world-changing merits. There really wasn’t anything good about that play.
Best Prediction: All eight ESPN expert analyst genius talking head personalities chose the Cowboys to win the matchup, and yeah, it was in the bag the whole time. Also, adults should not be known as “Boomer.” I think “Chris” would do just fine.