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Old 03-21-2005   #1
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So do I need to get another tuck right about here?
RIP Weldon "Pops" Parkhill....I will miss you my friend
R.I.P. Renee I miss you sis
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Old 03-21-2005   #2
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Trade Dat too, Not Bloodly likely!
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Old 03-21-2005   #3
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"so I said, 'Jimmy, 500 guys coulda won a Super Bowl with that team'... and then he hit me, hard, right here."
"When you watch him play, you’re like, ‘Oh God, he’s going to kill somebody,’ and that’s what I like about the young man.” ~ Jerome Henderson on Cowboys rookie safety J.J. Wilcox
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"So I said, 'Drew Bledsoe? Hell no!', and that's when Bill hit me right here."
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holy crap Asthma...
you and I were thinking the same thing practically.

do doo doo do do doo doo do
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Old 03-21-2005   #6
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uh uh uh uh u hwhat do you uh mean its not manly to uh uhuh have cosmetic uh surgery? Take a uh uh uh uh good look at the lack of uh uh uh uh elasticity of my uh uh uh uh skin. Did you uh uh uh uh see the pictures uh of me uh at uh uh uh 6 flags. I'm one uhuh sexayyyyy .
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*with a lisp* "oh, , you're sooo sillyyyy... you little silly goooooose... ohhhh I just want to eat you uuuuup.... silly goooooose"
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I just love how your eyes sparkle in the sunlight.
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Old 03-21-2005   #9
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Ummm...Uhhh....<smacks lips> Do I have....ummm...uhhhh....<smacks lips> something on the side of my ummmm....uhhhh...<smacks lips> face?
Ummm...Uhhh....We are happy to bring in....uhhhh...ummmm...<smacks lips> this new crustation on my face....ummmm...uhhhh...<smacks lips> as the newest uhhh..ummmm.....Dallas Cowboy....ummm....uhhhh....<smacks lips>....Thanks.
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"Does my tush look big?"
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Wanna see something REALLY scary?
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"Ok, about Bledsoe .. how does he look in the shower?"


To really get this, you'll need to remember Jerry's comments regarding Troy Aikman several years ago.
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Well, I was putting together the draft board with some super glue, and I reached up to scratch my face, .... and uh ....
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Old 03-21-2005   #14
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Ummm...Uhhh....<smacks lips> Do I have....ummm...uhhhh....<smacks lips> something on the side of my ummmm....uhhhh...<smacks lips> face?
Ummm...Uhhh....We are happy to bring in....uhhhh...ummmm...<smacks lips> this new crustation on my face....ummmm...uhhhh...<smacks lips> as the newest uhhh..ummmm.....Dallas Cowboy....ummm....uhhhh....<smacks lips>....Thanks.
ummmm uhhhhh I think......ummmm uhhhh we have a ummmm winner
RIP Weldon "Pops" Parkhill....I will miss you my friend
R.I.P. Renee I miss you sis
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"Ok, about Bledsoe .. how does he look in the shower?"


To really get this, you'll need to remember Jerry's comments regarding Troy Aikman several years ago.
don't bother explaining. arcane is even funnier. makes me feel like an "insider".
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