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11-16-2011
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The Proletariat
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Over heard at work.
Working in an office environment, - a very big company with lots of people, you hear a lot of conversations over cube walls. Some of it drives me to blast my headphones, some of it just makes me laugh.
Actual statement made:
"Abraham Lincoln invented Thanksgiving. Someone actually said this and the others listening actually believed it."
I could go on a long saddened commentary about the state of education, but I really can't help but laugh.
Anyone else?
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11-16-2011
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Senior Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by vta
Working in an office environment, - a very big company with lots of people, you hear a lot of conversations over cube walls. Some of it drives me to blast my headphones, some of it just makes me laugh.
Actual statement made:
"Abraham Lincoln invented Thanksgiving. Someone actually said this and the others listening actually believed it."
I could go on a long saddened commentary about the state of education, but I really can't help but laugh.
Anyone else?
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It's true, in a sense. Lincoln made it a national holiday and fixed the date.
http://showcase.netins.net/web/creat...hes/thanks.htm
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11-16-2011
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Unfriendly and Aloof!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by vta
Working in an office environment, - a very big company with lots of people, you hear a lot of conversations over cube walls. Some of it drives me to blast my headphones, some of it just makes me laugh.
Actual statement made:
"Abraham Lincoln invented Thanksgiving. Someone actually said this and the others listening actually believed it."
I could go on a long saddened commentary about the state of education, but I really can't help but laugh.
Anyone else?
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I was in a grocery store back in Texas one time in line to checkout. It was the week prior to the Indianapolis 500. These two guys were standing behind me waiting to checkout also. One of them mentioned the 500 and the other guy responds with and I quote. " Indianapolis 500. That is in New York right?"

Formerly the notorious nyc!
I've got more red flags than Soviet Russia!
There is a good chance that you don't like me, but there is a better chance that I don't care.
If I'm not insulting you, I'm probably not aware that you exist.
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11-16-2011
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The Proletariat
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jimnabby
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I thought FDR fixed the date on the 4th Thursday in November. Either way Lincoln recognized it as a national holiday, but he didn't invent it.
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11-16-2011
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The Proletariat
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sam I Am
I was in a grocery store back in Texas one time in line to checkout. It was the week prior to the Indianapolis 500. These two guys were standing behind me waiting to checkout also. One of them mentioned the 500 and the other guy responds with and I quote. " Indianapolis 500. That is in New York right?"

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11-16-2011
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Quote:
Originally Posted by vta
I thought FDR fixed the date on the 4th Thursday in November. Either way Lincoln recognized it as a national holiday, but he didn't invent it.
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Yeah, that's why I said, "in a sense". And yes, FDR changed the national date to the 4th Thursday from the last Thursday, but it was Lincoln who originally fixed a single national date for the holiday.
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11-16-2011
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The Proletariat
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jimnabby
Yeah, that's why I said, "in a sense". And yes, FDR changed the national date to the 4th Thursday from the last Thursday, but it was Lincoln who originally fixed a single national date for the holiday.
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Hey cut the debate, just post some funny **** you overheard at work. 
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11-16-2011
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Quote:
Originally Posted by vta
Hey cut the debate, just post some funny **** you overheard at work. 
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I used to share an office with this one woman. We had a map of the United Staes up, and it was a typical map, where Alaska and Hawaii were at the bottom of the map in their own little sections.
Sitting there typing away, and I hear out of the blue
woman "Huh... that's interesing"
me "what is that?"
woman "I didn't know Alaska was down there"
me "........"
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11-16-2011
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A Plastic Container
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Restaurant I used to work in had a sub shop and someone seriously asked how big the foot long sub was.
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11-16-2011
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I'm Complicated
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11-16-2011
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Rising Star
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I use to do desktop support for a large company and we had a user put in a ticket stating that the cup holder on her PC was broken. She thought the CD-ROM was a cup holder.
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11-16-2011
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Senior Member
Joined: | Apr 2004 |
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Quote:
Originally Posted by vta
Working in an office environment, - a very big company with lots of people, you hear a lot of conversations over cube walls. Some of it drives me to blast my headphones, some of it just makes me laugh.
Actual statement made:
"Abraham Lincoln invented Thanksgiving. Someone actually said this and the others listening actually believed it."
I could go on a long saddened commentary about the state of education, but I really can't help but laugh.
Anyone else?
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They must really be stupid, everyone know Lincoln did not invent Thanksgiving he invented the Turkey. 
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11-16-2011
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Unfriendly and Aloof!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Doomsday101
They must really be stupid, everyone know Lincoln did not invent Thanksgiving he invented the Turkey. 
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I heard this politician once say he invented the Internet. 
Formerly the notorious nyc!
I've got more red flags than Soviet Russia!
There is a good chance that you don't like me, but there is a better chance that I don't care.
If I'm not insulting you, I'm probably not aware that you exist.
Jerry Jones in the draft room is suicide on the football field. The line of scrimmage is EVERYTHING. Something Jerry doesn't understand.
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11-16-2011
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Numbnuts
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Trendnet
I used to share an office with this one woman. We had a map of the United Staes up, and it was a typical map, where Alaska and Hawaii were at the bottom of the map in their own little sections.
Sitting there typing away, and I hear out of the blue
woman "Huh... that's interesing"
me "what is that?"
woman "I didn't know Alaska was down there"
me "........"
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Was she hot/blonde? 
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11-16-2011
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Senior Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sam I Am
I heard this politician once say he invented the Internet. 
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In another life women was my idea. Sorry about that. 
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