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Old 11-21-2011   #1
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Man Arrested for Boosting Butts With Cement, Fix-A-Flat

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Florida police on Friday arrested a man suspected of administering dangerous and illegal butt-boosting shots – injecting at least one woman with a cocktail of substances including cement, glue and tire sealant.
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Bamford said the woman had an infection at the wound site with the drug-resistant bug MRSA, and she had also developed pneumonia. Even then, Bamford said, the woman was not forthcoming with doctors regarding the source of her symptoms.
But doctors at the hospital, suspecting the work of an unlicensed practitioner was to blame, contacted the Florida Department of Health.
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This is the actual guy who did the illegal procedure... he's a crossdresser and did the same thing to himself...



If you were to actually put a picture of "junk in the trunk" in the dictionary, the above image would appear...
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This is the actual guy who did the illegal procedure... he's a crossdresser and did the same thing to himself...

what do you wipe with, a jackhammer?
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This is the actual guy who did the illegal procedure... he's a crossdresser and did the same thing to himself...



If you were to actually put a picture of "junk in the trunk" in the dictionary, the above image would appear...


Yeah, confused... I... never mind.
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what do you wipe with, a jackhammer?
Im pretty sure it hangs a towel on the wall and then proceeds to do the wax-n-shine dance from the hit movie


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This is disturbing.
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Im pretty sure it hangs a towel on the wall and then proceeds to do the wax-n-shine dance from the hit movie

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with all that concrete in there you'll need a towel with an attitude and angle just to get close.
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