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Old 12-05-2011   #1
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Default Fake doc injected cement in woman's rear

I have now seen it all.

Police in Florida: Fake doc injected cement in woman's rear

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Published: 20 November 2011 02:55 PM



MIAMI -- A woman who wanted to work at a nightclub started searching for someone who could perform plastic surgery at a cheap price to give her a curvier body. Police say what she found was a woman posing as a doctor who filled her buttocks with cement, mineral oil and flat-tire sealant.


The suspect - who police say was born a man and identifies as a woman - apparently performed the surgery on herself, and investigators say she may have victimized others. Oneal Ron Morris, 30, was arrested Friday after a year on the lam and has been charged with practicing medicine without a license with serious bodily injury.


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The victim, who is not being named due to medical privacy laws, paid $700 for a series of injections in May 2010. She was referred to Morris by a friend.


Morris injected some type of tube in several sites around her bottom, pumping it full of a toxic concoction. Morris reassured the woman when the pain became too intense, police said.


Bamford said Morris told the woman, "`Oh don't worry, you'll be fine. We just keep injecting you with the stuff and it all works itself out.'"


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Bamford said the victim was reluctant to come forward. She quickly went to two South Florida hospitals due to severe abdominal pain and infected sores on her buttocks accompanied by flu-like symptoms. But she left each time, too embarrassed to tell doctors what she'd done.


Her mother eventually took her to a hospital on Florida's west coast, where alarmed doctors pressed her for information. They alerted the Department of Health.






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Old 12-05-2011   #2
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That's crazy!! He used Fix-a-Flat!
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How could any woman look at that things arse and say

"Oh yeah, I want what you got. You obviously know what your doing. Put that Fix-O-Flat in this badonkadonk."



Sad for the victim but you have to be smarter than she was. Who does something like this?

Our society is just filled w/ the craziest people ever.

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That would have to be a hella big needle to inject cement.
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That would have to be a hella big needle to inject cement.
I wonder at what time did they go for the full on cocking gun action?



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Cement and fix a flat? What is this? The Daytona 500?
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I'm feeling there is a really hilarious joke that can be made here but I haven't discovered it yet.
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Old 12-05-2011   #8
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I'm feeling there is a really hilarious joke that can be made here but I haven't discovered it yet.
I'm sure I could think of a few jokes, but they wouldn't be Zone-approved.

Needless to say the victim won't get that nightclub job she was seeking.
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I'm feeling there is a really hilarious joke that can be made here but I haven't discovered it yet.
I think she got ****** ***** by a ****** who had been eating rocks.
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This is a team who is battling several major injuries to
key players including Pro Bowl talents like Lee, Austin, Jenkins, Murray,
Carter and Ratliff. Other key starters missing include Costa, Smith, Church and
Coleman. That is 11 key players - that's half the starting lineup. Yet we still went 8-8.
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